Dragonfly
Welcome to the land of Monsters, but now don't let me be rude when I say that you do indeed belong here. Come my friends, look on the bright side, you have me. A consolation prize of sorts I suppose. Still a prize all the same. Just a little less shiny and slightly cheaper; something your parents would buy from the dollar store or a consignment shop when they forget your birthday. I personally would never forget your birthday, but remember the exact hour, minute, second, millisecond. Not like a stalker more so as a friend. One who will always be there. Scared yet? Don't worry so am I. I may be a monster, but far from the worst ones you will meet in life. So, enjoy the simplicity of my evil and relax a bit, rate, comment until you are ready to pack up and face the true monsters of life. Enjoy your stay!
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Not everybody's cup of tea some would say I am too feathered and not enough of a brick. Others would say I lack substance and am an overused rhyme on a broken record. I personally disagree, but then again who am I to do so?