Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack fell down
and broke his dick

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And was shortly after slaughtered

Ba ba Black Sheep have you any wool
Yes sir Yes sir three bags full
One for my master one for dame
How are you talking to sheep you must be insane.

Hey diddle diddle, 
The pussy and the fiddle,
Your mom jumped
over the moon;
 
The little bitch laughed
to see such whore,
And the dish ran
away with the poon.

Little Boy Blue, come blow my horn,
Because you're a fine fellow, and I'm better than porn. 
Where's the little boy who looks after the sheep? 
Under the haystack, being fucked balls deep.
Will you wake him? No, not I,
For he already is, from the way he cries.

Little miss Milo
Sat on her dildo
Fucking it all night long
Along came a rapist
Who wanted to tape it
And she smoked his dick like a bong