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Kill the spider
By SilentStalker
It's there in the corner
Staring at me
On it's sticky platform
Leering at me
It sees my fearful glances
Laughing at me
It moves its wiry legs
Ready to pounce on me
I grab the closest lighter
And aerosol can
I creep up to the f ucker
As close as I can stand
I release a blast of fire
And almost burn my hand
As I jump back from the web
Before the burning body lands
Still alive...
H o l y S h i t...
Kill it now...
This is it...
As I stomp...
On the f ucking...
Spider.
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Copyright 2003 Darun Ferguson
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A former member wrote:
Funny and creepy... I hate spiders too! :)
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On Saturday, June 15, 2013, Alchemist
(679)
wrote:
Killed a black widow and a brown recluse today, had a lot of outside cleaning to do for the summer fun in the sun. I kill all spiders I see and I do not like them but I find them one of the most fascinating creatures still I don't want my family to get bit so they have to die.
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On Sunday, January 20, 2013, metaphormachine
(133) wrote:
Hm, okay ... well, to write a poem about to killing one spider, a living creature ... is once something completely different ... But naturally is it a matter of your own opinion if you find it good, funny or meaningful ... For many women, you seem to be a hero. For that ... & for writing the poem of the day ... maybe it could motivating you twice, at least, might you think so, & this motivates me also to a basic comment ... & humor can surely help. Despite everything, you seem to have something done right ... Cheers for your poem & thanks for a new idea.
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A former member wrote:
I hate spiders...great write
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On Saturday, January 19, 2013, Star
(879) wrote:
defiantly deserves potd!!! :D congradulations
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On Saturday, January 19, 2013, Stephanie Sideways
(276) wrote:
I had a big smile on my face reading this. It was funny! I am going to post my one about Boris my awesome fly arching shelf spider, who knows best to stay hidden lol.
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On Friday, December 14, 2012, Star
(879) wrote:
ok, this has to be the best poem i have ever read.. so far in history... wow.. yes kill the fucking spider :D 10
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On Saturday, February 27, 2010, Musik2MyEyes
(192) wrote:
Hahahahahahaha what a HUGE reaction this got. Gave me the heebee jeebees. I HATE when I think I have smashed them and they pop back up and run away! Holy hell they are made of rubber! YUCK!!
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A former member wrote:
my friend did this once to a black widow in her hottub. (had been emptied for winter) she burned one, went to burn another and that one ran away. when she when to get the other one again thinkin it was dead (he charred a brownish color) he ran away to! wtf!? i hate spiders, kill it! kill it!~moony
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A former member wrote:
Omy jeesh ! too f'in funny ! hahahaha! thanks for the read ! loved it.
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On Friday, August 25, 2006, Dissolving Poet
(560) wrote:
I think****
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On Friday, August 25, 2006, Dissolving Poet
(560) wrote:
*DEAR GOD You are trying to make it so I never sleep again, this just gave me the creepy crawlys. I was screaming DIE~ DIE YOU FUCKER~ The spider I mean, not you....I don't think;) ~Gothic
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On Friday, August 25, 2006, Dissolving Poet
(560) wrote:
DEAR GOD
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On Saturday, August 19, 2006, Adam
(242) wrote:
Hey with this one i know how you feel... its worse when you have Crista kill it (cause she seems to have more figurative balls then me :(!!!)
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On Saturday, July 8, 2006, l mo
(55) wrote:
you killed the spider! .....i hate spiders.
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On Sunday, March 6, 2005, Shadow Fox
(20) wrote:
I REALLY hate spiders...they have all those legs and webs...*shudders* they creep me out. burn the bastards, all of 'em
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On Sunday, January 16, 2005, Chimauron
(87) wrote:
That's one memory from Korea I never managed to drink away. Yeauch! FUCKIN SPIDERS!!! They would cocoon EVERYTHING!!! Remember the tree in front of the Eagle's Nest? *shudder*
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A former member wrote:
i hate spiders, i hate them i hate them i hate them, but you know what >=) spiders scream when you light them on fire
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On Wednesday, December 10, 2003, yslehc
(334) wrote:
ahh i've read this before.. lovely write, spiders are scary
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On Saturday, December 6, 2003, Midnight Phoenix
(240) wrote:
I couldn't help but laugh at the scene you described. It felt so comical and serious at the same time.
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A former member wrote:
But I like spiders...as long as they're not biting me. Only things that are allowed to bite me are the ones I tell to...*wink*
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On Monday, October 13, 2003, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
...does that mean I can bite you...I'll just nibble, for now...:)
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On Saturday, October 11, 2003, The Fallen Angel
(234) wrote:
spiders aren't that bad...until they bite of courselol+Fallen One+
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On Saturday, October 4, 2003, Dancing_Monkey
(1228) wrote:
I dont fear them, these weawers.. but I do respect them.. *looks around* realy im not afraid of them.. *gets the chills*
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On Sunday, September 28, 2003, Delilah
(113) wrote:
I'm arachnophobic too...VERY...although I barely have the courage to kill 'em myself...this shall go to my favorites so that I can look back on it for inspiration when I need to...~Delilah~
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On Monday, September 29, 2003, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
Sometimes I wish I had a flamethrower for these things...there's so many around here right now...but I think I'd burn the post down...;)
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A former member wrote:
hehe - it's cute and made me laugh. Nicely done!!
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On Friday, September 26, 2003, Liz
(265) wrote:
And now I have to eat my words, because this is just funny as hell. Devilishly good.
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A former member wrote:
Must have been a banana spider. Those fuckers are getting huge this time of year too, wonder what the hell they are eating. Nicely done:) ~Urban Shipwreck~
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On Saturday, October 4, 2003, Dancing_Monkey
(1228) wrote:
There eating my bananas them fucks.. *raises a fist*
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On Friday, September 26, 2003, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
How'd you know which kind it was...? Oh yeah...nevermind...yeah, I hate those things...
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On Friday, September 26, 2003, manywalks
(747) wrote:
Spiders are, by far, more demonic, vile and evil than even the most warped clown; and I. for one, am just a wee bit terrified of the bloody beasts.
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On Friday, September 26, 2003, Aurora_Light
(472) wrote:
this is great i hate them too just dont kill a daddy longlegs cuz then it will rain
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On Friday, September 26, 2003, Bloodofdeadpoets
(55) wrote:
lol i find thats poem extremely funny , thanks for sharing
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