![Log In Log In](/branding/icons/new/encrypted.png)
Log In
It's there in the corner
Staring at me
On it's sticky platform
Leering at me
It sees my fearful glances
Laughing at me
It moves its wiry legs
Ready to pounce on me
I grab the closest lighter
And aerosol can
I creep up to the f ucker
As close as I can stand
I release a blast of fire
And almost burn my hand
As I jump back from the web
Before the burning body lands
Still alive...
H o l y S h i t...
Kill it now...
This is it...
As I stomp...
On the f ucking...
Spider.