I Just Wanna Muff Dive Baby
By SilentStalker
Well, you know I'm getting anxious cause it's getting kinda late
And I know you aren't ready--that you really want to wait
But I wouldn't be that greedy; I don't really need to screw
I just want to give a little something special just to you.
I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna lick it clean
I wanna taste the inner juices of your vaginal cuisine
I don't want to sixty-nine it; nah, I think I have to pass
One girl ruined all that for me when she had a bit of gas
I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna give you yours
I wanna tantalize your g-spot till you pass out on the floor
Now, I know I say I love you, hell, I tell you every day
But I want to show it to you in a not-so-subtle way
I just wanna muff dive, baby; girl, your flavor's on my brain
When I get done with you, lady, you'd be crazy to complain
I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna make you scream
Make you have hallucinations--like you slipped into a dream
That is all I really want now; you don't have to do a thing
We can save that stuff for later--it can wait until the ring
You can tell me how you liked it; hey, I'll even stay and chat
But you need not give me any; hell, I got my hands for that...
Comments on "I Just Wanna Muff Dive Baby"
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On Monday, September 12, 2005, Doc
(143) wrote:
My god man, I do think I love you, this was awesome
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On Thursday, September 8, 2005, sIo
(898) wrote:
okay i finally read it all the way through. you've got kickass talent and i think you've worked your way to favorites
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On Friday, September 2, 2005, glasshouse
(530) wrote:
oh darun darun. if only.... nice write. -Glass
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On Friday, September 2, 2005, shadowsinthelight
(146) wrote:
That's great, a ballad about eating pussy. It does bring up the question, If one does eat P. can he/she still be considered a vegetarian?
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On Monday, September 5, 2005, Velvet_Raventon
(446) wrote:
LOL! I thought Jackshit was the best in that category, but I have to say, you took his place. ~V.
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On Monday, September 5, 2005, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
...I honestly think no one can replace jackshit; he's the master of perverted poetry, and has more under his belt than any other, I suspect...Though I may learn from him, I'd never surpass his talent...
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On Friday, September 2, 2005, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
...haha, well, if they actually eat it, then no...I think licking and other non-masticatory actions should be okay...can we get a judge on that...? :P
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On Wednesday, August 24, 2005, Liz
(265) wrote:
Oh baby, you're wonderful. "vaginal cuisine"?! Genius.
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A former member wrote:
For a pyscho, you'd make a girl happy...heh..this was good...
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On Saturday, August 13, 2005, Dei
(663) wrote:
hes a freak super freak yeah hes super freakay
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A former member wrote:
haha.. wow, darun. that was awesome. you never cease to amaze me.. but somehow you dropkicked me with this one.. and im left laughing on the floor. nicely done, love.
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On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, yslehc
(334) wrote:
lololol omg you freak :P ... haha... well it made me laugh, good job
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On Monday, August 8, 2005, blue
(1409) wrote:
haha! That was great!! Loved the ending :) ~b
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A former member wrote:
*cackle* Right on man, thanks for making my night. ~Ryan
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On Monday, August 8, 2005, elisa
(1595) wrote:
talk about oral penetration.........i think i felt your tongue lick the center of my hippocampus;)~
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On Sunday, August 7, 2005, ApathysKiss
(377) wrote:
haha this was hilarious! if the rest of them could do the same haha. great write!~m~
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On Saturday, August 6, 2005, TheBardOfBlasphemy
(357) wrote:
an axeman production eh... darun this had me rolling with laffs... you dirty fucker...
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On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Drea
(1388) wrote:
Damn damn damn damn damn. I need to find a man that's willing to do this. LOL I love this. Ha!
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On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Sin
(1135) wrote:
LOL this was fucking great! you sound like a real giver, and you cook too...will you marry me?
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On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Dancing_Monkey
(1228) wrote:
OHHH MY GOD!!! Hahahahaha! Killer piece man, killer piece :d *favors*