I Just Wanna Muff Dive Baby

By SilentStalker

Well, you know I'm getting anxious cause it's getting kinda late
And I know you aren't ready--that you really want to wait
But I wouldn't be that greedy; I don't really need to screw
I just want to give a little something special just to you.

I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna lick it clean
I wanna taste the inner juices of your vaginal cuisine

I don't want to sixty-nine it; nah, I think I have to pass
One girl ruined all that for me when she had a bit of gas

I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna give you yours
I wanna tantalize your g-spot till you pass out on the floor

Now, I know I say I love you, hell, I tell you every day
But I want to show it to you in a not-so-subtle way

I just wanna muff dive, baby; girl, your flavor's on my brain
When I get done with you, lady, you'd be crazy to complain
I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna make you scream
Make you have hallucinations--like you slipped into a dream

That is all I really want now; you don't have to do a thing
We can save that stuff for later--it can wait until the ring
You can tell me how you liked it; hey, I'll even stay and chat
But you need not give me any; hell, I got my hands for that...

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Copyright 2005 Darun Ferguson
Published on Saturday, August 6, 2005.     Filed under: "Lyrics"
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  • Doc On Monday, September 12, 2005, Doc (143)By person wrote:

    My god man, I do think I love you, this was awesome

  • sIo On Thursday, September 8, 2005, sIo (898)By person wrote:

    okay i finally read it all the way through. you've got kickass talent and i think you've worked your way to favorites

  • glasshouse On Friday, September 2, 2005, glasshouse (530)By person wrote:

    oh darun darun. if only.... nice write. -Glass

  • shadowsinthelight On Friday, September 2, 2005, shadowsinthelight (146)By person wrote:

    That's great, a ballad about eating pussy. It does bring up the question, If one does eat P. can he/she still be considered a vegetarian?

  • Velvet_Raventon On Monday, September 5, 2005, Velvet_Raventon (446)By person wrote:

    LOL! I thought Jackshit was the best in that category, but I have to say, you took his place. ~V.

  • SilentStalker On Monday, September 5, 2005, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    ...I honestly think no one can replace jackshit; he's the master of perverted poetry, and has more under his belt than any other, I suspect...Though I may learn from him, I'd never surpass his talent... Scholar

  • SilentStalker On Friday, September 2, 2005, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    ...haha, well, if they actually eat it, then no...I think licking and other non-masticatory actions should be okay...can we get a judge on that...? :P Scholar

  • Liz On Wednesday, August 24, 2005, Liz (265)By person wrote:

    Oh baby, you're wonderful. "vaginal cuisine"?! Genius.

  • A former member wrote: For a pyscho, you'd make a girl happy...heh..this was good...

  • Dei On Saturday, August 13, 2005, Dei (663)By person wrote:

    hes a freak super freak yeah hes super freakay

  • A former member wrote: haha.. wow, darun. that was awesome. you never cease to amaze me.. but somehow you dropkicked me with this one.. and im left laughing on the floor. nicely done, love.

  • yslehc On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, yslehc (334)By person wrote:

    lololol omg you freak :P ... haha... well it made me laugh, good job

  • blue On Monday, August 8, 2005, blue (1409)By person wrote:

    haha! That was great!! Loved the ending :) ~b

  • A former member wrote: *cackle* Right on man, thanks for making my night. ~Ryan

  • elisa On Monday, August 8, 2005, elisa (1595)By person wrote:

    talk about oral penetration.........i think i felt your tongue lick the center of my hippocampus;)~

  • ApathysKiss On Sunday, August 7, 2005, ApathysKiss (377)By person wrote:

    haha this was hilarious! if the rest of them could do the same haha. great write!~m~

  • TheBardOfBlasphemy On Saturday, August 6, 2005, TheBardOfBlasphemy (357)By person wrote:

    an axeman production eh... darun this had me rolling with laffs... you dirty fucker...

  • Drea On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Drea (1388)By person wrote:

    Damn damn damn damn damn. I need to find a man that's willing to do this. LOL I love this. Ha!

  • Sin On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Sin (1135)By person wrote:

    LOL this was fucking great! you sound like a real giver, and you cook too...will you marry me?

  • Dancing_Monkey On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1228)By person wrote:

    OHHH MY GOD!!! Hahahahaha! Killer piece man, killer piece :d *favors*

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