I Just Wanna Muff Dive Baby

By SilentStalker

Well, you know I'm getting anxious cause it's getting kinda late
And I know you aren't ready--that you really want to wait
But I wouldn't be that greedy; I don't really need to screw
I just want to give a little something special just to you.

I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna lick it clean
I wanna taste the inner juices of your vaginal cuisine

I don't want to sixty-nine it; nah, I think I have to pass
One girl ruined all that for me when she had a bit of gas

I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna give you yours
I wanna tantalize your g-spot till you pass out on the floor

Now, I know I say I love you, hell, I tell you every day
But I want to show it to you in a not-so-subtle way

I just wanna muff dive, baby; girl, your flavor's on my brain
When I get done with you, lady, you'd be crazy to complain
I just wanna muff dive, baby, yeah, I wanna make you scream
Make you have hallucinations--like you slipped into a dream

That is all I really want now; you don't have to do a thing
We can save that stuff for later--it can wait until the ring
You can tell me how you liked it; hey, I'll even stay and chat
But you need not give me any; hell, I got my hands for that...

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Published on Saturday, August 6, 2005. Filed under: "Lyrics"

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Comments on "I Just Wanna Muff Dive Baby"

On Monday, September 12, 2005, Doc (145) wrote:

My god man, I do think I love you, this was awesome
On Thursday, September 8, 2005, sIo (926) wrote:

okay i finally read it all the way through. you've got kickass talent and i think you've worked your way to favorites
On Friday, September 2, 2005, glasshouse (548) wrote:

oh darun darun. if only.... nice write. -Glass
On Friday, September 2, 2005, shadowsinthelight (146) wrote:

That's great, a ballad about eating pussy. It does bring up the question, If one does eat P. can he/she still be considered a vegetarian?
On Monday, September 5, 2005, Velvet_Raventon (447) wrote:

LOL! I thought Jackshit was the best in that category, but I have to say, you took his place. ~V.
On Monday, September 5, 2005, SilentStalker (1066) wrote:

...I honestly think no one can replace jackshit; he's the master of perverted poetry, and has more under his belt than any other, I suspect...Though I may learn from him, I'd never surpass his talent...
On Friday, September 2, 2005, SilentStalker (1066) wrote:

...haha, well, if they actually eat it, then no...I think licking and other non-masticatory actions should be okay...can we get a judge on that...? :P
On Wednesday, August 24, 2005, Liz (267) wrote:

Oh baby, you're wonderful. "vaginal cuisine"?! Genius.
A former member wrote: For a pyscho, you'd make a girl happy...heh..this was good...
On Saturday, August 13, 2005, Dei (665) wrote:

hes a freak super freak yeah hes super freakay
A former member wrote: haha.. wow, darun. that was awesome. you never cease to amaze me.. but somehow you dropkicked me with this one.. and im left laughing on the floor. nicely done, love.
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, yslehc (334) wrote:

lololol omg you freak :P ... haha... well it made me laugh, good job
On Monday, August 8, 2005, blue (1454) wrote:

haha! That was great!! Loved the ending :) ~b
A former member wrote: *cackle* Right on man, thanks for making my night. ~Ryan
On Monday, August 8, 2005, elisa (1616) wrote:

talk about oral penetration.........i think i felt your tongue lick the center of my hippocampus;)~
On Saturday, August 6, 2005, TheBardOfBlasphemy (358) wrote:

an axeman production eh... darun this had me rolling with laffs... you dirty fucker...
On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Drea (1443) wrote:

Damn damn damn damn damn. I need to find a man that's willing to do this. LOL I love this. Ha!
On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Sin (1168) wrote:

LOL this was fucking great! you sound like a real giver, and you cook too...will you marry me?
On Saturday, August 6, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1246) wrote:

OHHH MY GOD!!! Hahahahaha! Killer piece man, killer piece :d *favors*