Poetry Contest: Pick 'em Up

Pick 'em Up Results

Contest Creator: Adam

How to get laid and win money at the same time....

You shall submit either a new work or an old that fits within the rules:

1. Make it funny
3. Make it about "picking up" a member of the sex you are attracted to
4. It can be pickup lines, pickup stories, or sleezy jokes that reel them in. (or could)

Grand prize:20 DC (And winner listed on winner page/works page)
2nd^ place 12
3rd^ place 12

^There will only be a 2nd or 3rd place if there is more than 5 entries for 2nd and 10 for third.

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