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Daisies are yellow,
Roses are red;
If I buy you dinner,
Will you give me head?

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Roses are red,
Lilacs are white;
I did your sister,
And Damn, you were right!

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If I were the Moses,
And your legs the sea;
When I wave my cane,
Will you part them for me?

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A young man couldn't get it to rise
Given up after so many tries
But while bouting his sister
In lewd games of Twister
He suddenly got a surprise...

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There once was a man from the city
Who liked to grab every girl's titty
He gave one a squeeze
And fell to his knees
For her response wasn't too pretty

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There once was a girl out of luck
Who did anything for a buck
A man picked her up
Got off in her rump
Then tossed her *a s s* out of the truck

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There was a young girl full of cheer
Who'd take any dare for a beer
Got paid by some drifter
To ride her car's shifter,
And *s h i t* when it went into gear

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I'm positive I'll come up with more stupid stuff to say, since I can't use these anymore now.