Insane Limericks #2

By SilentStalker

*Told you there'd be more...Let me know what you think...*

I saw a man fall from the sky
So drugged that he thought he could fly
He dropped with a thud
And exploded in blood
As I casually waved him goodbye

I found a young beauty in jail
I just had enough for her bail
I chopped her up neatly
And packed her discreetly
And sent her parts home in the mail

There was a man of twenty-one
Was twirling around a shotgun
The 12-guage was loaded
His whole head exploded
And that marked the end of his fun

-Darun

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Published on Saturday, September 27, 2003. Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"

Comments on "Insane Limericks #2"

On Friday, December 30, 2016, sIo (898) wrote:

I promise I won't go in a bender like the other day from your stuff being in the featured works . Lol. You're one of the few writers who can pull off the meter and flow with rhyming and word association. I could sing it it's so well mapped out. This still frightens me and fears I may end up in Peices one day but hey, at least you'll have something real to write about then now won't you. :-)
A former member wrote: Wow, this was so cool! They're so twisted, but in all of the right ways. :)
A former member wrote: haha thats funny but sacary at the same time
On Monday, January 17, 2005, Chimauron (87) wrote:

If I ever once lacked reason to doubt your sanity... you just gave it, in spades. Awesome!
On Tuesday, January 11, 2005, AbjectColloquialist (31) wrote:

W00t part deux. I will be seriously angry if more limericks are not written. We should scour the depths of DP searching for others like us and form an elite (l337) band of crime fightin' Limericists! What say you?
On Tuesday, January 11, 2005, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...Matt (our founder, whoart in Iowa) has some, whort_diddy has a few, and I'm sure there are many more I haven't found yet...
On Thursday, October 2, 2003, Drea (1388) wrote:

nicely done....very nicely done ~Drea~
A former member wrote: More silly limericks...
On Sunday, September 28, 2003, Liz (265) wrote:

I think you're insanely good at the limerick genre. That's what I think. Where DID the inspiration come from?
On Sunday, September 28, 2003, Delilah (113) wrote:

ewwww...~Delilah~
On Sunday, September 28, 2003, Crystal Passion (221) wrote:

hmm almost makes me feel as if im drunk -kRYz
On Saturday, September 27, 2003, GothicBlack (186) wrote:

oh how so nicely done. ~gothic~
On Saturday, September 27, 2003, yslehc (334) wrote:

lol beautiful beautiful