Limericks: The Next Desecration

By SilentStalker

*...Something told me there would be more of these sometime...*

There was once a man sitting in bed
Angry from lies his lover had led
So while she lay relaxed
He bestowed her an axe
As he chopped off her cute little head.

A girl thought that her man would just mope
When she ditched him and told him to cope
But it seemed quite profound
When her fate turned around
As he strangled the bitch with a rope.

A bully pushed a kid in the mud
Then spat on him and called him a dud
But when he rose to gloat
He got slashed in the throat
And was left there to choke on his blood.

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Published on Friday, September 8, 2006. Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"

Comments on "Limericks: The Next Desecration"

On Saturday, May 14, 2016, carlosjackal (2788) wrote:

Zen Buddhism at its most raw.
On Sunday, January 25, 2009, Chimauron (87) wrote:

The second one gets my vote for best of this particular bunch. Bravo, sir!
On Sunday, January 25, 2009, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...yeah, but for obvious reasons, the first holds much sentimental value...I mean, come on, it's an axe... :)
On Saturday, September 16, 2006, yslehc (334) wrote:

muahaha
On Sunday, September 10, 2006, elisa (1595) wrote:

...and i say this with the utmost love......... You sick fuck...... three days... you and i ... no holds barred....hehehe
On Friday, September 8, 2006, Dissolving Poet (560) wrote:

Boy Tara is going to have a heartattack like I almost did, that you've actually posted something, didn't know you had it in you anymore
On Friday, September 8, 2006, Dissolving Poet (560) wrote:

HAHAHA I loved this incredible, I loved the first one the most it spoke to me more, lalala, it was all very musical and made me wonder where the orchestrations would come in~Gothic