Insane Limericks...

By SilentStalker

There once was a man with a hatchet
Who thought that his wifey could catch it
He threw it to check
And sliced open her neck
While making their family watch it

There once was a woman insane
Walked up to an oncoming train
We all watched in dread
As it took off her head
And sprayed us with parts of her brain

There once was a man in a park
Whose desires would not go unmarked
He captured a girl
And gave her a whirl
And buried her when it was dark.

*I will make a new one should I think of more... -Darun*

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Published on Saturday, September 27, 2003. Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"

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Comments on "Insane Limericks..."

A former member wrote: Made me crack up in the first two, and the last gave it at all creep vibe- brilliant!
On Tuesday, February 7, 2012, Dreaming in Stanzas (303) wrote:

Ah, the memories. Love this one!
On Wednesday, January 11, 2012, DarkAsh (45) wrote:

ha! That's awesome. Choppin' up women, I love it!
A former member wrote: this is crazy! i love it (:
A former member wrote: Thanks for the nightmares...I really needed more of those. Lol, anyways. I liked it. :)
On Saturday, January 1, 2011, Artanis (56) wrote:

insanely good:)
On Monday, May 17, 2010, Dreaming in Stanzas (303) wrote:

oohhh i love this! creepy, witty, funny....great combo :)
On Sunday, July 15, 2007, Err0r (365) wrote:

Hahaha I like the last one the best. :D So clever.
On Sunday, January 16, 2005, Chimauron (87) wrote:

Dear god, man. Just when we all thought it was safe...
On Tuesday, January 11, 2005, AbjectColloquialist (32) wrote:

W00t! A fellow Limericist! or... Limericker...orrr... Limermacher.. whatever, good to see Im not alone.
On Monday, November 15, 2004, IceDragoness (195) wrote:

limericks are the greatness, I wish I could write them this well, lol. ~Dawn
On Tuesday, October 19, 2004, murder_in_clubland (388) wrote:

I Love this. it rocks ~ss
A former member wrote: lmao this was great shizzle. i just recently picked up a book of limericks from the library, and though there were some really good ones in there, these were much better.
A former member wrote: twisted man...twisted...but in a good cold way
A former member wrote: silly limericks.
On Sunday, September 28, 2003, Crystal Passion (221) wrote:

awww Darun you entertain me XD -kRYz
On Saturday, September 27, 2003, GothicBlack (186) wrote:

HEHEHE, now those made me laugh. thank you i needed that. They're wonderfuly twisted. ~gothic~
On Saturday, September 27, 2003, IceDragoness (195) wrote:

this is one of those things you laugh at and think 'damn thats sick' the whole time lol i love them ~Dawn
On Saturday, September 27, 2003, yslehc (334) wrote:

good job lol made me laugh