There once was a man with a hatchet
Who thought that his wifey could catch it
He threw it to check
And sliced open her neck
While making their family watch it



There once was a woman insane
Walked up to an oncoming train
We all watched in dread
As it took off her head
And sprayed us with parts of her brain



There once was a man in a park
Whose desires would not go unmarked
He captured a girl
And gave her a whirl
And buried her when it was dark.



*I will make a new one should I think of more... -Darun*