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Even More Sick Limericks
By SilentStalker
A man argued long with his wife.
But soon he got sick of the strife.
He tied her up quickly,
Then glared at her sickly,
And gutted
the bitch with a knife.
A girl needed the cash to
survive,
And men paid to get head as they'd drive.
But she'd
never expect
One would get in a wreck;
The exploding car
burned her alive.
A man tried his best to stay strong,
When the Doc said he wouldn't live long.
But they found him quite
stiff
At the base of a cliff,
When they heard that the doctor
was wrong.
*hopefully I'll soon find more
in this twisted mind of mine*
Unauthorized Copying Is Prohibited.
Ask the author first.
© 2005 Darun Ferguson
Comments on "Even More Sick Limericks"
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A former member wrote:
That last one is simply horrid O_O Those are really entertaining to read ^-^
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On Thursday, June 26, 2014, haunted
(850)
wrote:
that's so awesome! nice one darun.
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On Wednesday, November 8, 2006, darth ren
(30) wrote:
i love lymorics, especially gory ones!
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On Sunday, May 28, 2006, Vexed
(74) wrote:
more..more...I'm enjoying the humour in these....
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On Wednesday, July 6, 2005, muckraker
(14) wrote:
Yeah man, thats nice
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On Monday, June 27, 2005, AbjectColloquialist
(32) wrote:
Dude, you is the Lymerical gangsta! Keep it up.
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A former member wrote:
Fantastic!
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On Thursday, June 23, 2005, Malice In Wonderland
(987) wrote:
heh, nice.
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On Friday, April 15, 2005, Angst Queen
(370) wrote:
Its always better when you write. I've managed to miss these two recent ones but I'll take care of that
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On Thursday, April 14, 2005, Kinkypoptart
(555) wrote:
Awesome write. So... simple yet so... amazingly beautiful. ~*~Tart~*~
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A former member wrote:
haha.. nice. get through this blockage.. i like it when you write.
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On Monday, April 4, 2005, elisa
(1616) wrote:
there's a very good lesson in this limerick.....giving head to someone driving can be dangerous....especially if your really good at it;) elisa
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On Monday, April 4, 2005, The Crimson Queen
(918) wrote:
i luv your demented mind..hehe..keep them coming
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A former member wrote:
Limericks ROCK!!!!
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A former member wrote:
oh ya and yours do to
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A former member wrote:
He he he...I'm amused...
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On Wednesday, March 30, 2005, yslehc
(334) wrote:
man you're fucked up :P hehe... lol the second one is great
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On Wednesday, March 30, 2005, Cinn
(152) wrote:
I really liked the last one, the ending was perfect. I love reading these. -Cinn
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On Tuesday, March 29, 2005, Northstar
(375) wrote:
awesome ;) these are never a let down
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On Tuesday, March 29, 2005, Cutting_for_Freedom
(34) wrote:
I liked alot. Great job. Very enjoyable
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On Tuesday, March 29, 2005, whisperer
(166) wrote:
nothing but sweetness! -]darkness[-
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On Tuesday, March 29, 2005, Elise
(188) wrote:
Well in a way the doctor wasn't wrong eh? ^_~ You are very creative..you rock!
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On Friday, May 6, 2005, Liz
(267) wrote:
Yeah, that one had me confused for a second, too. Limericks are the quickest showcase of your skill with beats and rhymes, but it'd be nice to see another big piece soon, too.
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