02/09/2013

By lupus tenebrae

 



This next dream made me wonder why serving food wasn’t a more revered sport.

It took place at a nondescript festival, the food was plentiful

and the sound of Muppet songs filled the night sky, yes, Muppets.

I happened upon one stall, however, and things took a weirder turn.

As I was awaiting my order, a very uppity customer felt impatient;

let’s go with impatient, as that’s the politer of the two adjectives.

She decided to help herself, and of course, the lunch lady didn’t appreciate this gesture.



It was then, her glare could have turned you to stone, and she was so intense,

the Muppets must have been swapped out for generic hard rock band number fifty.

She slammed a slab of, quote, “steak-steak-steak”, onto my plate with wicked authority.

I was taken aback by the absurdity of the whole thing, not even noticing the…um, steak

had an echo to it, of course, I couldn’t hear it over the hard rock anthem.

I was then tuned into the awkwardness part of this scenario, then keenly backed off,



and out of the dream itself.



Also, Barack Obama was there, but it seemed more like he was photo-bombing

than actually contributing anything to my dream, so, he barely deserves this mention. 

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Copyright 2013 lupus tenebrae
Published on Sunday, February 10, 2013.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Journal"

Author's Note:

An excerpt from my dream journal, too unusual not to share.
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  • Jonas Robinson On Monday, January 14, 2019, Jonas Robinson (942)By person wrote:

    Interesting, a poem about politics. You don't see very many of those these days. :)

  • lupus tenebrae On Tuesday, January 15, 2019, lupus tenebrae (894)By person wrote:

    More like a cringe dream journal entry written while adjusting to new psych meds, but it’s definitely interesting, hahaha! Appreciate the read. Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Haha u fucking weirdo 😂 Wish I had dreams like this, mine are awful! Scholar

  • lupus tenebrae On Wednesday, July 11, 2018, lupus tenebrae (894)By person wrote:

    My girlfriend happens to love my weirdness, hahaha! Mine are usually all over the place, some have made me wake up crying, others sick to my stomach, and then you get the surreal ones like this that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Plz don't think I was being rude calling u weirdo, it's just my blunt sense of humour, I'm a weirdo too lol! I'm sorry to hear u also have twisted dreams Scholar

  • lupus tenebrae On Wednesday, July 11, 2018, lupus tenebrae (894)By person wrote:

    I know, I was kidding, I can appreciate bluntness...I'm dating it, so you're cool. And I don't have them as much, now, thanks to the meds, but every once in awhile I'll have a really bad one. Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Bless u, I have severe insomnia since I was a kid, if I sleep it's only R.E.M sleep ☹️ Your mrs sounds awesome, every good man needs a badass woman to keep them in tow...or was it the other way around 🤷🏿‍♀️ lol Scholar

  • Arwen On Friday, July 21, 2017, Arwen (191)By person wrote:

    This really made me smile!

  • A former member wrote: Lol that is funny, I've had dreams like that a lot.

  • A former member wrote: Haha love this post! I too have had crazier dreams. But one of those make you smile and wonder when you wake up moments. :)

  • Electric-Chair On Sunday, February 10, 2013, Electric-Chair (128)By person wrote:

    everyone has had a WTF dream once or twice

  • Devilish On Sunday, February 10, 2013, Devilish (2746)By person wrote:

    Too unusual not to share. damn. and obama being mentioned he should definitely feel honored sir. i may send him a copy. i'm teasing. wow. thank you for sharing this most unusual post. as i started reading i thought wow this is way out of the norm. lol. but love it none the less.. Scholar

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