No End to Limericks

By SilentStalker

A girl begged for some cash for the store
Her guy paid her, and she whined for more
But she'd never presume
That last nag was her doom
As he blugeoned the cheap little whore

While I was out walking through town
I saw a bird flutter around
He perched on a wire
Exploded in fire
And burned all the way to the ground

Some kid did a whole bunch of meth
And freaked till he ran out of breath
He then stumbled and tripped
At the edge of a cliff
And fell one hundred feet to his death

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Published on Thursday, September 14, 2006. Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"

Comments on "No End to Limericks"

On Tuesday, December 27, 2016, sIo (898) wrote:

I forget the extent of your fucked up ness
A former member wrote: Kind of ironic that the one titled "No End to Limericks" was the end of your Limericks. More Limericks!
On Wednesday, January 28, 2009, Ashteroth (190) wrote:

lol, that was a good one indeed.
On Saturday, September 16, 2006, yslehc (334) wrote:

lol. limericks are always great.
On Thursday, September 14, 2006, sIo (898) wrote:

um...
On Thursday, September 14, 2006, A poet of madness (114) wrote:

This was great. It just added to the uniqueness of my day. I just wonder if I'll remember any of it when I wake up after sleeping. Great job
On Thursday, September 14, 2006, Dissolving Poet (560) wrote:

HAHAHA, god I love you Stalker! You rock my socks with these limericks, now wheres the stalker poetry! Dammit you have me wanting more~Gothic