Chicago: The Ugly Truth

By Six-Out

Chicago, it's a dangerous place. Especially when you have these two out on the prowl for beer and preschoolers.



As you can see, the two quickly found a way to fulfill both of these needs. Markus was so happy that he lost his pants.



The two were so happy. They carried their alcohol in their fancy ice chest and headed back to let the gay fun begin.




But what is this? They return to the hotel only to find Matt and Joanna in the bed together. Oh the drama!



The two were more shocked to see the room filled with spectators. Kitty looked slightly uneasy at the spectacle that was taking place before her.



Thorn was being...well, thorny. If you catch my drift.



Sharon then started to strip to get the attention pointed at her. No one likes a grumpy Sharon.



Markus decided to join the festivities, being Markus and all.



Joanna was upset at the happenings, and blamed it all on Matt. The only way to deal with this problem obviously was a beating.



And then Matt was sent to the corner for the remainder of the night.




For the safety of everyone involved, more pictures are withheld. I hope you enjoy.

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  • Dilated View On Wednesday, January 20, 2010, Dilated View (582)By person wrote:

    lol Jon your long hair pictures are collector's items now. Looks like a blast.

  • Circe Avalon On Tuesday, December 11, 2007, Circe Avalon (115)By person wrote:

    Well, if you play in puddles wear a raincoat, if you catch my drift.....

  • carlosjackal On Monday, May 28, 2007, carlosjackal (2788)By person wrote:

    The story told within these photos astounds me...I now have a cracking stiffy. -Carl

  • carlosjackal On Wednesday, March 22, 2023, carlosjackal (2788)By person wrote:

    ..and I still do.

  • blue On Tuesday, October 31, 2006, blue (1409)By person wrote:

    it still smells here because of yous. o.O))

  • A former member wrote: hahahaha.... well by great misfortunes beyond my control I was unable to join all of you there in Chicago, looks like it was more fun than legally allowed.lol. I wanna be there the next time!! I'll bring warm cookies~RAIN~

  • Nail Bunny On Wednesday, August 16, 2006, Nail Bunny (161)By person wrote:

    That is awesome! I really wish I had been there.

  • Vexed On Tuesday, August 8, 2006, Vexed (74)By person wrote:

    wow... amazing... it was so funny, lol... :)

  • AniDayz On Tuesday, July 25, 2006, AniDayz (812)By person wrote:

    fukkinhellman....:)

  • ColdScaredAlone On Saturday, July 22, 2006, ColdScaredAlone (77)By person wrote:

    Aw Jon, looks like you had a lot of fun. :)

  • DoctorAsh On Sunday, July 16, 2006, DoctorAsh (371)By person wrote:

    Damnit, missed all the fun ;(

  • DoctorAsh On Sunday, July 16, 2006, DoctorAsh (371)By person wrote:

    ..and Jon, you are one sexy pack of vitamins.

  • Mahakala On Wednesday, July 12, 2006, Mahakala (207)By person wrote:

    dang... why wont those pics show on my comp???

  • Thorn On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, Thorn (282)By person wrote:

    And a good thing that some pics are withheld... I know Joanna got several that could get me in trouble...

  • Malice In Wonderland On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, Malice In Wonderland (976)By person wrote:

    lol, tsk, tsk, Thorn... Scholar

  • Vicious Pixie On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, Vicious Pixie (58)By person wrote:

    looks like you guys had a blast....*jealous* ps..Thorn=HOT

  • Thorn On Wednesday, July 12, 2006, Thorn (282)By person wrote:

    Why, thank you ;)

  • Thorn On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, Thorn (282)By person wrote:

    These photographic tales make me wish I had brought MY camera... the memories alone are damn good, all the same.

  • nightshade On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, nightshade (118)By person wrote:

    next time i am definately going hopefully i wont miss my chance next time six ;cP

  • toy soldier On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, toy soldier (26)By person wrote:

    next time, i can only hope.

  • Guillotine On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, Guillotine (168)By person wrote:

    haha... oh how I wanted to attend!

  • sIo On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, sIo (898)By person wrote:

    nice.

  • KittyStryker On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, KittyStryker (710)By person wrote:

    hahaha, I love these stories!

  • DarkPoet On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, DarkPoet (229)By person wrote:

    So.. Where's yours? Scholar

  • KittyStryker On Wednesday, July 12, 2006, KittyStryker (710)By person wrote:

    I need to go home so I can take the pics off my camera. I could still write a poem ::evil grin::

  • Malice In Wonderland On Monday, July 10, 2006, Malice In Wonderland (976)By person wrote:

    damn shenanigans... Scholar

  • ApathysKiss On Monday, July 10, 2006, ApathysKiss (377)By person wrote:

    hehe looks like you guys had a blast.

  • Cattarax On Monday, July 10, 2006, Cattarax (210)By person wrote:

    HA HA HA ... sounds and looks like you guys all had fun

  • A former member wrote: and no one ended up in jail? wow amazing

  • Velvet_Raventon On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, Velvet_Raventon (446)By person wrote:

    That's too much! *laughs* ~V.

  • A former member wrote: I don't know about that?

  • A former member wrote: oooo well then tell me more

  • KittyStryker On Tuesday, July 11, 2006, KittyStryker (710)By person wrote:

    ::laughs and laughs::

  • A former member wrote: i see that this is a laughing matter now....so people did end up in jail and then they escaped with the help of the rest of the group?

  • A former member wrote: *laughs and lights incense*

  • Tonights Decision On Monday, July 10, 2006, Tonights Decision (132)By person wrote:

    party, booze, and spanking , sweet.

  • elisa On Monday, July 10, 2006, elisa (1595)By person wrote:

    haha....great pics....i should've went.

  • Alanarchy On Monday, July 10, 2006, Alanarchy (1168)By person wrote:

    Hahaha. Super-tarrrrifique!!! Chicago never even saw it comming.

  • veingo On Monday, July 10, 2006, veingo (526)By person wrote:

    *sigh* That's a great story. Can't wait for the sequel. ^V^


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