Ares

By purr_verse

Hello! My name is Ares
I like to think I'm scary
It's fun to bite
I love a fight
I'm big and black and hairy

Just wait until you meet me
No kitchen can defeat me!
What are you cooking?
I'm so good-looking
I know you want to treat me

Okay, it's true - I'm friendly
My purrs are neverendly
I bounce and run
I'm lots of fun
Just...not so comprehendly

So what? I'm such a beauty
Which is my kitty duty
I'm not too smart
But warm of heart
And did I mention I'm a cutie?

I'm not much of a writer
I told you - I'm a fighter
You've heard enough
You know I'm tough
And that I could be brighter

Food! Give me more, more, more
Play! Beware my tooth and claw
What's there to climb?
Thanks for your time
Love Ares, God of War!

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Published on Saturday, January 15, 2005. Filed under: "Graphic Art"

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Comments on "Ares"

On Sunday, December 16, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1228) wrote:

I laugh every time I read this write.
A former member wrote: So sweet!! MIAOW! ;-P
On Tuesday, January 9, 2007, flying_fox (571) wrote:

Ah I just had to have another look at this one. Made me smile from ear to ear. Fanatabulicious.
On Thursday, April 6, 2006, TaintedButterfly (653) wrote:

A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E! The poem just set the picture off perfectly! LOL- Julia~ (I had a black cat years ago named Cocoa and more recently another black cat named Angel) ;)
A former member wrote: Kick ASS, can my band and I use this in a song? (Just in case, I love it, Think they would)
On Monday, November 7, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1228) wrote:

Kick butt !
On Wednesday, October 5, 2005, vaultgrl (185) wrote:

ahhhh....the cutest..i mean scariest cat ever!!!!!....lol....it's great!!!!
A former member wrote: it looks hungry aussie girl louis
On Thursday, May 26, 2005, DarkDruidess (313) wrote:

I saw my own kitten in this and it made me smile...I love this...I only wish I had named my baby a more worthy name than "Trippy"...
On Sunday, February 6, 2005, Nuada (9) wrote:

LOL perfect!!!! i absoloutly adore this one.
A former member wrote: "Food! Give me more, more, more" And a thousand more echoes... i think I hear him now!? Too funny; too perfect. But he is a handsome fellow...
A former member wrote: you have a gift for finding petry in something with as little of a spark as a cat...i enjoyed
On Saturday, January 29, 2005, birdwell (138) wrote:

ha! very funny :) ~db~
On Sunday, January 23, 2005, Loneal (86) wrote:

Lol! That is too cute! :D Great write! ~L
On Saturday, January 22, 2005, Lotophagi (333) wrote:

awww, so lovely, and his eyes are magical..... cats eyes are so remarkable..... :D
On Monday, January 24, 2005, purr_verse (1052) wrote:

His eyes were actually the reason I chose him from the array of kitties at the RSPCA. :) He didn't display his bitey side that day, heheh.
On Friday, January 21, 2005, AniDayz (812) wrote:

*hehehee* sooo...c.u.t.e.
On Friday, January 21, 2005, Liz (265) wrote:

Tee hee. My boyfriend has a soft spot for cats. I can't wait to show him this.
On Thursday, January 20, 2005, Kali Ma (43) wrote:

The poem really makes this picture... I was going to go on, but I got caught by the claws of your words... lol. Made my laugh. ~ Asheai
On Wednesday, January 19, 2005, Soulfire (96) wrote:

Very goood.....you should re-post this!!
On Tuesday, January 18, 2005, stormtalk (727) wrote:

This is awesome and hilarious. The "Neverendly" stanza had all the cuteness of Tigger to it. Ever consider writing children's books? I bet you'd be good at it, as frightening as the thought may be!
A former member wrote: me like it, a lotof meaning to it and its funny
On Monday, January 17, 2005, flying_fox (571) wrote:

This verily rocks. As the beautiful Ares is my feline-nephew, I might also add that he does AMAZINGLY BAD catfarts. I just LOVE this tho Purr. 'Comprehendly' is wonderful. This is thoroughly charming.
On Monday, January 17, 2005, Invader Lyn (48) wrote:

How cute Purr!! I have a black kitty who looks exactly like that, and he seems to be always taking a bite out of me as well. This is so awesome! :P
A former member wrote: That is absolutely too, too cute! I have three black cats who think they’re gods. Especially when I’m sleeping but they’re hungry. Damn cats. *smile*
A former member wrote: hmm...why didn't you name him Hades, then I could rename my little toe-muncher Persephone and send her to you for half the year :)
On Sunday, January 16, 2005, purr_verse (1052) wrote:

hehehe...well, I do also have a Mephisto... (If I was to rename Ares, I think that Get Off or Stop That would work, though.)
On Saturday, January 15, 2005, Sin (1135) wrote:

awww how cute....i love kitties, thanks for sharing ~kristy
On Wednesday, March 23, 2005, Sin (1135) wrote:

by the way ....nice thigh ;)
A former member wrote: Meow! ~:?)
On Saturday, January 15, 2005, knightmirror (426) wrote:

*giggles*....great pic....beautiful looking cat....how long did it take you to teach him to type...i wanna see a pic of that....-knight
On Saturday, January 15, 2005, purr_verse (1052) wrote:

7 years and a lot of cat treats. >:) lol.
On Saturday, January 15, 2005, The Crimson Queen (917) wrote:

hehe...its cute!