Fuck You and Your Slushy

By darkness_descends

Have you ever felt like
Justs randomly grabbing
Any passer by out of the blue
Pulling their arm out of their socket
And using it as a golf club
As you repeatedly bash the asshole in the balls
And laugh at the excruciatingly painful look
That over comes his confused face
As you shove your booted foot down his throat
And listen to the gurgled, muffled objection
Escaping from the tight airway
That was a throat
Before choking on a shoe lace
And all just because he got in your way
Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes
Then proceeding down the street to the 7-11
Finding the first asshole
That pisses you off
And pulling out his eyeballs
With a coffee stirring straw
Only to drop them in a gumball machine
And insert quarters
So you laugh as they roll down the cyclone path
Ripping off the eyeless head to use as an ashtray
Or to make brain stew in
Then going to the counter
And drowning the clerk
In the unknown blue and red substances
Being swirled in this freezing machine
Fuck you and your damn slushy
Stay out of my fucking way

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Copyright 2003 darkness_descends
Published on Sunday, June 1, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • little butterfly On Sunday, May 7, 2006, little butterfly (36)By person wrote:

    love it fucking awesome

  • Guillotine On Wednesday, May 3, 2006, Guillotine (172)By person wrote:

    WOOHOO I FOUND IT AGAIN! gotta say, loved this the moment it came out - and forgot to bookmark it... I LOVE YOU

  • BrokenButterflyWings On Tuesday, April 25, 2006, BrokenButterflyWings (33)By person wrote:

    Lol twisted but I like it =)

  • A former member wrote: this is the funniest shit

  • A former member wrote: I like the poem, but I'm jealous of all your comments :( But what can I say.... your good.

  • A former member wrote: great peice! I love it!

  • A former member wrote: Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Amusing and aggressive, yet still somewhat meaningful.

  • Nail Bunny On Thursday, September 8, 2005, Nail Bunny (161)By person wrote:

    That's fucking major. abso-fucking-lutely perfect.

  • A former member wrote: I Think ive just cum, yeah i have! Thanks for the help.

  • Butterfly On Thursday, July 14, 2005, Butterfly (99)By person wrote:

    Is it a bad thing that I was lauging through this entire poem? Or is that just morbid? Good write.

  • A former member wrote: that is good shit right there! I love it!

  • A former member wrote: this makes me so damn happy i can barely cry.

  • peril_notion On Tuesday, May 17, 2005, peril_notion (88)By person wrote:

    ...... wow..... you just read my mind. but, i do like slushies... *grins*

  • Elise On Tuesday, March 15, 2005, Elise (188)By person wrote:

    hahaha hiliarious!!! Very talented, I'm staying on your good side, and/or out of your path.

  • Jonas On Thursday, February 10, 2005, Jonas (720)By person wrote:

    yay.

  • A former member wrote: holy fuck... how did you KNOW??? jesus... i fucking LOVE you...

  • Sticky Kitty On Thursday, January 27, 2005, Sticky Kitty (242)By person wrote:

    love the honesty! U'd make a lovely murderer. Keep me updated. *~Kitty~*

  • Lord Kalgalath On Thursday, January 20, 2005, Lord Kalgalath (182)By person wrote:

    lmfao awesome.... faveness.

  • The Crimson Queen On Friday, January 14, 2005, The Crimson Queen (918)By person wrote:

    hehe...interesting and very true....nice work! ~Angel

  • Dei On Monday, January 3, 2005, Dei (665)By person wrote:

    wow.... prozac...*cough* but i must admit it put a smile on my face

  • A former member wrote: ha hahah ... my god.. its great... what a hoot... i will think of this in any convenience store i go in and laugh and laugh... and they will wish they only knew what i was laughing about... good stuff

  • A former member wrote: This iS sO goD dAmN fuNnY....TeE He hE

  • Alacer_Cogitatus On Saturday, December 11, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus (140)By person wrote:

    well said. A_C

  • happilydepressed On Thursday, December 9, 2004, happilydepressed (409)By person wrote:

    cool beans

  • A former member wrote: This is KICK ASS!!!! I love it...But I'll never think of 7-11 the same way...

  • Nesfurata On Monday, December 6, 2004, Nesfurata (58)By person wrote:

    That was so cool. I love the raw rage and overly sadistic ways of killing people for no apparent reason. Great write -Elizabeth

  • A former member wrote: That was great!

  • SilentStalker On Monday, November 22, 2004, SilentStalker (1066)By person wrote:

    ...as famous as this is, it should be linked to the main page...fucking hilarious... Scholar

  • HaUnTed_sOuL On Monday, November 22, 2004, HaUnTed_sOuL (18)By person wrote:

    Hahaha that was fucking awsome!

  • Draven On Tuesday, November 16, 2004, Draven (45)By person wrote:

    very good, anger in every word. i like

  • aXe FactoR On Tuesday, November 2, 2004, aXe FactoR (335)By person wrote:

    oh man...so angry, & so totally COOL!!

  • A former member wrote: lmfao, amen.

  • Sex Slave On Saturday, October 30, 2004, Sex Slave (78)By person wrote:

    lol

  • stuart_pid On Friday, October 29, 2004, stuart_pid (135)By person wrote:

    yeah, like...all the time. nice write. made me laugh.

  • Lotophagi On Tuesday, October 26, 2004, Lotophagi (333)By person wrote:

    just fucking brilliant.

  • Malice In Wonderland On Monday, October 18, 2004, Malice In Wonderland (987)By person wrote:

    I love you. Scholar

  • A former member wrote: ah yes... i think about it every single goddamn day. Scholar

  • JiNx On Wednesday, September 15, 2004, JiNx (98)By person wrote:

    I have to say that most people wouldn't think of such a thing for a peom but I bow my head to you (friend of JiNx)

  • CorruptedLittleGirl On Sunday, September 5, 2004, CorruptedLittleGirl (253)By person wrote:

    I remember reading this once a long time ago, but I can't remember why I didn't comment! This is fucking awesome. And yes, I've felt way many times. Many, many times...

  • A former member wrote: LMFAO. I feel like that all the time. Madd love. - - - Mari

  • A former member wrote: haha, I love this, Your fricken awesome

  • Cwn Annwn On Saturday, June 26, 2004, Cwn Annwn (91)By person wrote:

    I know I'ma going to stay the hell out of your way....nice write~GoNe~

  • A former member wrote: I HAVE FELT LIKE THAT AND I DO BELIVE NO ONE BUT YOU AND ME KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE!

  • murder_in_clubland On Tuesday, May 25, 2004, murder_in_clubland (388)By person wrote:

    humorous and cute i like it~ss

  • A former member wrote: i laughed my ass off in the middle of comptor class. you're my hero. *lauren*

  • A former member wrote: WOW! Best one I read so far! Keep entertaining me... This is the damned truth... Those fucking slushies

  • A former member wrote: i think it was a great write!!! its exactly how i feel at some points!!keep writing!!~vicious kittie~

  • Emptyness Inside Me On Sunday, February 22, 2004, Emptyness Inside Me (171)By person wrote:

    Genius, pure genius this piece was, brilliant work, great job ~Emptyness~


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