Fuck You and Your Slushy
By darkness_descends
Have you ever felt like
Justs randomly grabbing
Any passer by out of the blue
Pulling their arm out of their socket
And using it as a golf club
As you repeatedly bash the asshole in the balls
And laugh at the excruciatingly painful look
That over comes his confused face
As you shove your booted foot down his throat
And listen to the gurgled, muffled objection
Escaping from the tight airway
That was a throat
Before choking on a shoe lace
And all just because he got in your way
Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes
Then proceeding down the street to the 7-11
Finding the first asshole
That pisses you off
And pulling out his eyeballs
With a coffee stirring straw
Only to drop them in a gumball machine
And insert quarters
So you laugh as they roll down the cyclone path
Ripping off the eyeless head to use as an ashtray
Or to make brain stew in
Then going to the counter
And drowning the clerk
In the unknown blue and red substances
Being swirled in this freezing machine
Fuck you and your damn slushy
Stay out of my fucking way
Comments on "Fuck You and Your Slushy"
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On Sunday, May 7, 2006, little butterfly
(36) wrote:
love it fucking awesome
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On Wednesday, May 3, 2006, Guillotine
(168) wrote:
WOOHOO I FOUND IT AGAIN! gotta say, loved this the moment it came out - and forgot to bookmark it... I LOVE YOU
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On Tuesday, April 25, 2006, BrokenButterflyWings
(33) wrote:
Lol twisted but I like it =)
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A former member wrote:
this is the funniest shit
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A former member wrote:
I like the poem, but I'm jealous of all your comments :(
But what can I say.... your good.
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A former member wrote:
great peice! I love it!
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A former member wrote:
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Amusing and aggressive, yet still somewhat meaningful.
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On Thursday, September 8, 2005, Nail Bunny
(161) wrote:
That's fucking major. abso-fucking-lutely perfect.
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A former member wrote:
I Think ive just cum, yeah i have! Thanks for the help.
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On Thursday, July 14, 2005, Butterfly
(99) wrote:
Is it a bad thing that I was lauging through this entire poem? Or is that just morbid? Good write.
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A former member wrote:
that is good shit right there! I love it!
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A former member wrote:
this makes me so damn happy i can barely cry.
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On Tuesday, May 17, 2005, peril_notion
(87) wrote:
...... wow..... you just read my mind. but, i do like slushies... *grins*
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On Tuesday, March 15, 2005, Elise
(187) wrote:
hahaha hiliarious!!! Very talented, I'm staying on your good side, and/or out of your path.
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On Thursday, February 10, 2005, Jonas
(715) wrote:
yay.
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A former member wrote:
holy fuck... how did you KNOW??? jesus... i fucking LOVE you...
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On Thursday, January 27, 2005, Sticky Kitty
(241) wrote:
love the honesty! U'd make a lovely murderer. Keep me updated. *~Kitty~*
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On Thursday, January 20, 2005, Lord Kalgalath
(182) wrote:
lmfao awesome.... faveness.
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On Friday, January 14, 2005, The Crimson Queen
(917) wrote:
hehe...interesting and very true....nice work! ~Angel
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On Monday, January 3, 2005, Dei
(663) wrote:
wow.... prozac...*cough* but i must admit it put a smile on my face
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A former member wrote:
ha hahah ... my god.. its great... what a hoot... i will think of this in any convenience store i go in and laugh and laugh... and they will wish they only knew what i was laughing about... good stuff
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A former member wrote:
This iS sO goD dAmN fuNnY....TeE He hE
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On Saturday, December 11, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus
(140) wrote:
well said. A_C
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On Thursday, December 9, 2004, happilydepressed
(400) wrote:
cool beans
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A former member wrote:
This is KICK ASS!!!! I love it...But I'll never think of 7-11 the same way...
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On Monday, December 6, 2004, Nesfurata
(58) wrote:
That was so cool. I love the raw rage and overly sadistic ways of killing people for no apparent reason. Great write -Elizabeth
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A former member wrote:
That was great!
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On Monday, November 22, 2004, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
...as famous as this is, it should be linked to the main page...fucking hilarious...
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On Monday, November 22, 2004, HaUnTed_sOuL
(18) wrote:
Hahaha that was fucking awsome!
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On Tuesday, November 16, 2004, Draven
(45) wrote:
very good, anger in every word. i like
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On Tuesday, November 2, 2004, aXe FactoR
(333) wrote:
oh man...so angry, & so totally COOL!!
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A former member wrote:
lmfao, amen.
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On Saturday, October 30, 2004, Sex Slave
(78) wrote:
lol
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On Friday, October 29, 2004, stuart_pid
(135) wrote:
yeah, like...all the time. nice write. made me laugh.
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On Tuesday, October 26, 2004, Lotophagi
(333) wrote:
just fucking brilliant.
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On Monday, October 18, 2004, Malice In Wonderland
(976) wrote:
I love you.
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A former member wrote:
ah yes... i think about it every single goddamn day.
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On Wednesday, September 15, 2004, JiNx
(98) wrote:
I have to say that most people wouldn't think of such a thing for a peom but I bow my head to you (friend of JiNx)
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On Sunday, September 5, 2004, CorruptedLittleGirl
(243) wrote:
I remember reading this once a long time ago, but I can't remember why I didn't comment! This is fucking awesome. And yes, I've felt way many times. Many, many times...
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A former member wrote:
LMFAO. I feel like that all the time. Madd love. - - - Mari
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A former member wrote:
haha, I love this, Your fricken awesome
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On Saturday, June 26, 2004, Cwn Annwn
(89) wrote:
I know I'ma going to stay the hell out of your way....nice write~GoNe~
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A former member wrote:
I HAVE FELT LIKE THAT AND I DO BELIVE NO ONE BUT YOU AND ME KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE!
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On Tuesday, May 25, 2004, murder_in_clubland
(384) wrote:
humorous and cute i like it~ss
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A former member wrote:
i laughed my ass off in the middle of comptor class. you're my hero.
*lauren*
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A former member wrote:
WOW! Best one I read so far! Keep entertaining me... This is the damned truth... Those fucking slushies
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A former member wrote:
i think it was a great write!!! its exactly how i feel at some points!!keep writing!!~vicious kittie~
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On Sunday, February 22, 2004, Emptyness Inside Me
(171) wrote:
Genius, pure genius this piece was, brilliant work, great job ~Emptyness~