Fuck You and Your Slushy
By darkness_descends
Have you ever felt like
Justs randomly grabbing
Any passer by out of the blue
Pulling their arm out of their socket
And using it as a golf club
As you repeatedly bash the asshole in the balls
And laugh at the excruciatingly painful look
That over comes his confused face
As you shove your booted foot down his throat
And listen to the gurgled, muffled objection
Escaping from the tight airway
That was a throat
Before choking on a shoe lace
And all just because he got in your way
Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes
Then proceeding down the street to the 7-11
Finding the first asshole
That pisses you off
And pulling out his eyeballs
With a coffee stirring straw
Only to drop them in a gumball machine
And insert quarters
So you laugh as they roll down the cyclone path
Ripping off the eyeless head to use as an ashtray
Or to make brain stew in
Then going to the counter
And drowning the clerk
In the unknown blue and red substances
Being swirled in this freezing machine
Fuck you and your damn slushy
Stay out of my fucking way
Comments on "Fuck You and Your Slushy"
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On Sunday, February 22, 2004, riCOCKulous
(19) wrote:
[Z?] anyone?.... im sorry, reading that, all i could think of was JTHM. i read too many sick comic books.... but it a great write... just makes you want to reach out and kill someone.
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On Monday, February 2, 2004, flying_fox
(571) wrote:
yep i like this one...the line that resonates most with me though is "Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes". There are SO many people who wear ugly shoes. It's just not necessary. :) FF
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On Monday, January 19, 2004, stormtalk
(727) wrote:
In all seriousness... creative violence is some of the most fun stuff to read around. Good work!
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On Friday, January 16, 2004, -Oz-
(131) wrote:
yeah man....gumballs!!......lol...i love this...~YeStErDaY~
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On Tuesday, November 25, 2003, Drifter
(265) wrote:
I dont know whether to laugh or hide. good write
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On Wednesday, October 29, 2003, yslehc
(334) wrote:
lol i feel like that too often.. greaat write i love it!
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On Wednesday, October 29, 2003, SGT Bloth
(162) wrote:
HAHAHA!!! I think I'd be ok with the counter guy........Unless the slushies were runny...I Hate That!!!!! Good Write dude...Bloth
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On Sunday, October 26, 2003, Blinded_Tiger
(518) wrote:
Well writen. Even if I think its all crap. Im glad I havnt felt like this for years. But ohh when I was a teen... Now I actualy know what I hate. And its far from hating random people on my path. Tiger
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A former member wrote:
You mean you haven't actually DONE this yet? You should, it's very liberating. Kinda like shaving your nads.
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On Thursday, October 9, 2003, A Velvet Tongue
(434) wrote:
I love slushies....especially the cherry ones...but I dont like the brain freeze...heh
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A former member wrote:
Hey
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this poem it describes me!!(and my sister) and she also says thanks for a fun read when we feel down...plus you gave good ideas...
LEAH
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A former member wrote:
Do I sense some pent up aggression??? LOL I think we've all felt like this. Stupid McDonald's cups with the stupid lids that never stay on. ARG!
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On Monday, September 15, 2003, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
....I must say, this is rather intriguing. I've had a lot of times I've wanted to do this. Thanks for the reminders...
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On Monday, September 15, 2003, SilentStalker
(1047) wrote:
I just had the opportunity to read this one to my peers in the Commo Shop. Their reaction? Stared at me for a minute or two, then left the room. I applaud you.
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On Saturday, June 7, 2003, TropicalSnowstorm
(1580) wrote:
I must say, the dark humour had me laughing! Yes, at least twice today I have felt EXACTLY like that. : ) Ciao, T/S
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A former member wrote:
Yes Ive always wanted to do that! Great write -GOD
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On Sunday, June 1, 2003, Six-Out
(1423) wrote:
HAHAHA! FUCKIN SLUSHIES!!!