Fuck You and Your Slushy

By darkness_descends

Have you ever felt like
Justs randomly grabbing
Any passer by out of the blue
Pulling their arm out of their socket
And using it as a golf club
As you repeatedly bash the asshole in the balls
And laugh at the excruciatingly painful look
That over comes his confused face
As you shove your booted foot down his throat
And listen to the gurgled, muffled objection
Escaping from the tight airway
That was a throat
Before choking on a shoe lace
And all just because he got in your way
Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes
Then proceeding down the street to the 7-11
Finding the first asshole
That pisses you off
And pulling out his eyeballs
With a coffee stirring straw
Only to drop them in a gumball machine
And insert quarters
So you laugh as they roll down the cyclone path
Ripping off the eyeless head to use as an ashtray
Or to make brain stew in
Then going to the counter
And drowning the clerk
In the unknown blue and red substances
Being swirled in this freezing machine
Fuck you and your damn slushy
Stay out of my fucking way

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Copyright 2003 darkness_descends
Published on Sunday, June 1, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • riCOCKulous On Sunday, February 22, 2004, riCOCKulous (19)By person wrote:

    [Z?] anyone?.... im sorry, reading that, all i could think of was JTHM. i read too many sick comic books.... but it a great write... just makes you want to reach out and kill someone.

  • flying_fox On Monday, February 2, 2004, flying_fox (571)By person wrote:

    yep i like this one...the line that resonates most with me though is "Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes". There are SO many people who wear ugly shoes. It's just not necessary. :) FF

  • stormtalk On Monday, January 19, 2004, stormtalk (727)By person wrote:

    In all seriousness... creative violence is some of the most fun stuff to read around. Good work!

  • -Oz- On Friday, January 16, 2004, -Oz- (131)By person wrote:

    yeah man....gumballs!!......lol...i love this...~YeStErDaY~

  • Drifter On Tuesday, November 25, 2003, Drifter (265)By person wrote:

    I dont know whether to laugh or hide. good write

  • yslehc On Wednesday, October 29, 2003, yslehc (334)By person wrote:

    lol i feel like that too often.. greaat write i love it!

  • SGT Bloth On Wednesday, October 29, 2003, SGT Bloth (162)By person wrote:

    HAHAHA!!! I think I'd be ok with the counter guy........Unless the slushies were runny...I Hate That!!!!! Good Write dude...Bloth

  • Blinded_Tiger On Sunday, October 26, 2003, Blinded_Tiger (518)By person wrote:

    Well writen. Even if I think its all crap. Im glad I havnt felt like this for years. But ohh when I was a teen... Now I actualy know what I hate. And its far from hating random people on my path. Tiger

  • A former member wrote: You mean you haven't actually DONE this yet? You should, it's very liberating. Kinda like shaving your nads.

  • A Velvet Tongue On Thursday, October 9, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (434)By person wrote:

    I love slushies....especially the cherry ones...but I dont like the brain freeze...heh

  • A former member wrote: Hey I LOVE LOVE LOVE this poem it describes me!!(and my sister) and she also says thanks for a fun read when we feel down...plus you gave good ideas... LEAH

  • A former member wrote: Do I sense some pent up aggression??? LOL I think we've all felt like this. Stupid McDonald's cups with the stupid lids that never stay on. ARG!

  • SilentStalker On Monday, September 15, 2003, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    ....I must say, this is rather intriguing. I've had a lot of times I've wanted to do this. Thanks for the reminders... Scholar

  • SilentStalker On Monday, September 15, 2003, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    I just had the opportunity to read this one to my peers in the Commo Shop. Their reaction? Stared at me for a minute or two, then left the room. I applaud you. Scholar

  • TropicalSnowstorm On Saturday, June 7, 2003, TropicalSnowstorm (1580)By person wrote:

    I must say, the dark humour had me laughing! Yes, at least twice today I have felt EXACTLY like that. : ) Ciao, T/S Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Yes Ive always wanted to do that! Great write -GOD Scholar

  • Six-Out On Sunday, June 1, 2003, Six-Out (1423)By person wrote:

    HAHAHA! FUCKIN SLUSHIES!!!


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