a list from a loser

By KittyStryker

i am decidedly uncool.

i am a Goth who wears colors.
i am on the West Coast but i don't smoke pot.
i am responsible and on time.
i have a job.
i LIKE my job.
i have planned for my future.
i have no desire for substance abuse.
i like to schedule my time.
i ask my lover if it's ok if i fuck someone else, instead of assuming/cheating.
i prefer reading books to watching tv.
i rarely play video games.
i don't hang out with people who use drugs often.
i don't compare my lovers and make them feel like my love is a competition they stand to win or lose.
i don't wear what's trendy... i wear what fits.
i don't tend to drink.
when i do drink, i never get trashed.
i am not up on the latest indie music.
i don't go to concerts.
i don't believe in Satan.
i care about politics enough to vote.
i don't go to parties where the cops need to come by.
i have sex maybe twice a week.

i am definitely not cool.
but you know what?
i'm ok with that.

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Copyright 2004 Bast
Published on Friday, June 18, 2004.     Filed under: "List"
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  • A former member wrote: , I think you are cool... I suppose that makes me a bit of a loser, according to The Manual.

  • A former member wrote: This was really cool, a list poem in a way but it still painted a vivid picture of just who you are and your morals and ideals. Well done!

  • A former member wrote: good for you and everybody else..more ppl should b like this!!! is not being a loser is being smart!

  • Reefer_rave On Tuesday, August 14, 2007, Reefer_rave (146)By person wrote:

    Wonderfully done

  • HalfDarkAngel On Friday, October 27, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (59)By person wrote:

    this is amazing. i love "i am a goth who wears colors" this is great.

  • Adam On Monday, October 24, 2005, Adam (245)By person wrote:

    i love this... it is me (most of the time i would be the teen edition)...but i do care sometimes, which is too bad,and hurts me more then it should... like i said i love this write ~Adam Scholar

  • vaultgrl On Thursday, June 16, 2005, vaultgrl (185)By person wrote:

    .....wish I wasn't cool too....great write

  • SilentStalker On Saturday, April 30, 2005, SilentStalker (1067)By person wrote:

    ...all I'm wondering is, is it still twice a week...? Scholar

  • flying_fox On Sunday, February 27, 2005, flying_fox (573)By person wrote:

    You are too kool for skool kitty. You are gorgeous and wonderful and talented and wickedly creative and fun. I could go on...

  • flying_fox On Sunday, February 27, 2005, flying_fox (573)By person wrote:

    P.S: It took me a while to realise I wasn't cool... I kinda realised that all my favourite people in the world were nerds of some kind or another. Then it hit me - I'm a nerd too. :)

  • Green-eyed Raven On Thursday, February 17, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (54)By person wrote:

    you know what, this is me, too... Im not cool either. *Raven*

  • Sticky Kitty On Saturday, January 29, 2005, Sticky Kitty (242)By person wrote:

    lol made me smile thank you for sharing -kitty

  • urbanhumility On Tuesday, December 7, 2004, urbanhumility (1175)By person wrote:

    i love you basty poo..............urban

  • A former member wrote: 6you are a loser. just kidding. nice ending. i feel like i know you a little, which more than i get from most people's poetry here

  • A former member wrote: Very, very awesome. You're the first person I've (sorta met) that doesn't believe in Satan, you know what? Neither do I! Love it!

  • rondant On Sunday, November 7, 2004, rondant (58)By person wrote:

    nice list...I am you...Ronda

  • BleedSilver On Wednesday, September 15, 2004, BleedSilver (298)By person wrote:

    I am a dork. I sit in my room, work, or hang out and wathc movies all day. And I am cool with that.

  • DarkWolf On Wednesday, September 15, 2004, DarkWolf (415)By person wrote:

    Add me(us) to your list of 'losers' Bast. At 90%, at least, and then some you didn't list as well. *smiles* -Michael

  • A former member wrote: loser is such a harsh word I'd rather be called dork or deeb or nerd or point dexter or Saul yes Saul I think I'd like to be a Saul -Saul

  • Alacer_Cogitatus On Monday, August 23, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus (140)By person wrote:

    nicely put. A_C

  • Soulseeker On Saturday, July 24, 2004, Soulseeker (108)By person wrote:

    Maybe we are all losers then.. this is everyone except the poeple that lie to themselves.

  • A former member wrote: brilliant...

  • A former member wrote: I am a loser. A smart loser.

  • KittyStryker On Thursday, June 24, 2004, KittyStryker (711)By person wrote:

    i have to admit- i am delighted to see how many losers are here with me. i love you all. ::group hug::

  • Drea On Monday, June 21, 2004, Drea (1443)By person wrote:

    i never realized how uncool I was til I read this. *giggles* Damn it I'm proud of my uncoolness. Kitty your the best. *fav*

  • NikesRain On Monday, June 21, 2004, NikesRain (1298)By person wrote:

    You are superb.

  • Malice In Wonderland On Saturday, June 19, 2004, Malice In Wonderland (987)By person wrote:

    hey i liked this...i do alot of that stuff...but so much...im denfinatly ot punctual...lol loser..HAH BULL! kya Scholar

  • murder_in_clubland On Friday, June 18, 2004, murder_in_clubland (388)By person wrote:

    this list sounds like me~ss

  • A former member wrote: I LOVE IT! I don't like to fit one catogorey either. ' A goth wears colors'... i do that, lol. this is the best! -Lauren

  • nell On Friday, June 18, 2004, nell (271)By person wrote:

    ROFl the cool are sheep are they not kitty? i should say too, that recently you seem to have found a peace inside, you seem much more calm, stable, always a pleasure to read you

  • KittyStryker On Friday, June 18, 2004, KittyStryker (711)By person wrote:

    i AM much happier and stable. calm. yes. i can BREATHE now.

  • Syn On Friday, June 18, 2004, Syn (76)By person wrote:

    AWESOME Bast!I hate to think I fit into any catagory.They say you need to be this way or that To be not trendy Is that being trendy, bending yourself to be a part of a group? I am a bit Goth,Grunge,Hippie and whatever else. I am ME! Great write!

  • Johny_D_Lewis On Friday, June 18, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (467)By person wrote:

    Bast, you're one of the coolest people around!! What are you talking about?? *confused* ^_^ Besides, it makes you a smart person like Nigtingale said *wonders why today I seem to agree with Nightingale a lot*

  • Midnight Shadow On Friday, June 18, 2004, Midnight Shadow (67)By person wrote:

    But, of course, in my opinion, doing everything responsibly doesn't make you a loser, it makes you a better person all-around. Loved this, it was honest and straight-forward. ~Midnight

  • A former member wrote:

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