a list from a loser

By KittyStryker

i am decidedly uncool.

i am a Goth who wears colors.
i am on the West Coast but i don't smoke pot.
i am responsible and on time.
i have a job.
i LIKE my job.
i have planned for my future.
i have no desire for substance abuse.
i like to schedule my time.
i ask my lover if it's ok if i fuck someone else, instead of assuming/cheating.
i prefer reading books to watching tv.
i rarely play video games.
i don't hang out with people who use drugs often.
i don't compare my lovers and make them feel like my love is a competition they stand to win or lose.
i don't wear what's trendy... i wear what fits.
i don't tend to drink.
when i do drink, i never get trashed.
i am not up on the latest indie music.
i don't go to concerts.
i don't believe in Satan.
i care about politics enough to vote.
i don't go to parties where the cops need to come by.
i have sex maybe twice a week.

yes.
i am definitely not cool.
but you know what?
i'm ok with that.

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Published on Friday, June 18, 2004. Filed under: "List"

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Comments on "a list from a loser"

A former member wrote: , I think you are cool... I suppose that makes me a bit of a loser, according to The Manual.
A former member wrote: This was really cool, a list poem in a way but it still painted a vivid picture of just who you are and your morals and ideals. Well done!
A former member wrote: good for you and everybody else..more ppl should b like this!!! is not being a loser is being smart!
On Tuesday, August 14, 2007, Reefer_rave (146) wrote:

Wonderfully done
On Friday, October 27, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (59) wrote:

this is amazing. i love "i am a goth who wears colors" this is great.
On Monday, October 24, 2005, Adam (245) wrote:

i love this... it is me (most of the time i would be the teen edition)...but i do care sometimes, which is too bad,and hurts me more then it should... like i said i love this write ~Adam
On Thursday, June 16, 2005, vaultgrl (185) wrote:

.....wish I wasn't cool too....great write
On Saturday, April 30, 2005, SilentStalker (1067) wrote:

...all I'm wondering is, is it still twice a week...?
On Sunday, February 27, 2005, flying_fox (573) wrote:

You are too kool for skool kitty. You are gorgeous and wonderful and talented and wickedly creative and fun. I could go on...
On Sunday, February 27, 2005, flying_fox (573) wrote:

P.S: It took me a while to realise I wasn't cool... I kinda realised that all my favourite people in the world were nerds of some kind or another. Then it hit me - I'm a nerd too. :)
On Thursday, February 17, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (54) wrote:

you know what, this is me, too... Im not cool either. *Raven*
On Saturday, January 29, 2005, Sticky Kitty (242) wrote:

lol made me smile thank you for sharing -kitty
On Tuesday, December 7, 2004, urbanhumility (1175) wrote:

i love you basty poo..............urban
A former member wrote: 6you are a loser. just kidding. nice ending. i feel like i know you a little, which more than i get from most people's poetry here
A former member wrote: Very, very awesome. You're the first person I've (sorta met) that doesn't believe in Satan, you know what? Neither do I! Love it!
On Sunday, November 7, 2004, rondant (58) wrote:

nice list...I am you...Ronda
On Wednesday, September 15, 2004, BleedSilver (298) wrote:

I am a dork. I sit in my room, work, or hang out and wathc movies all day. And I am cool with that.
On Wednesday, September 15, 2004, DarkWolf (415) wrote:

Add me(us) to your list of 'losers' Bast. At 90%, at least, and then some you didn't list as well. *smiles* -Michael
A former member wrote: loser is such a harsh word I'd rather be called dork or deeb or nerd or point dexter or Saul yes Saul I think I'd like to be a Saul -Saul
On Monday, August 23, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus (140) wrote:

nicely put. A_C
On Saturday, July 24, 2004, Soulseeker (108) wrote:

Maybe we are all losers then.. this is everyone except the poeple that lie to themselves.
A former member wrote: brilliant...
A former member wrote: I am a loser. A smart loser.
On Thursday, June 24, 2004, KittyStryker (711) wrote:

i have to admit- i am delighted to see how many losers are here with me. i love you all. ::group hug::
On Monday, June 21, 2004, Drea (1443) wrote:

i never realized how uncool I was til I read this. *giggles* Damn it I'm proud of my uncoolness. Kitty your the best. *fav*
On Monday, June 21, 2004, NikesRain (1298) wrote:

You are superb.
On Saturday, June 19, 2004, Malice In Wonderland (987) wrote:

hey i liked this...i do alot of that stuff...but so much...im denfinatly ot punctual...lol loser..HAH BULL! kya
On Friday, June 18, 2004, murder_in_clubland (388) wrote:

this list sounds like me~ss
A former member wrote: I LOVE IT! I don't like to fit one catogorey either. ' A goth wears colors'... i do that, lol. this is the best! -Lauren
On Friday, June 18, 2004, nell (271) wrote:

ROFl the cool are sheep are they not kitty? i should say too, that recently you seem to have found a peace inside, you seem much more calm, stable, always a pleasure to read you
On Friday, June 18, 2004, KittyStryker (711) wrote:

i AM much happier and stable. calm. yes. i can BREATHE now.
On Friday, June 18, 2004, Syn (76) wrote:

AWESOME Bast!I hate to think I fit into any catagory.They say you need to be this way or that To be not trendy Is that being trendy, bending yourself to be a part of a group? I am a bit Goth,Grunge,Hippie and whatever else. I am ME! Great write!
On Friday, June 18, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (467) wrote:

Bast, you're one of the coolest people around!! What are you talking about?? *confused* ^_^ Besides, it makes you a smart person like Nigtingale said *wonders why today I seem to agree with Nightingale a lot*
On Friday, June 18, 2004, Midnight Shadow (67) wrote:

But, of course, in my opinion, doing everything responsibly doesn't make you a loser, it makes you a better person all-around. Loved this, it was honest and straight-forward. ~Midnight
A former member wrote: