Christ Vice Poetry...

It's one part nudist.
...two parts Buddhist.
And three parts ludicrous.

It's one part lightning.
...two parts smoke.
...three parts fire.
And four parts desire.

It's one part biblical.
...two parts logical.
...three parts mystical.
And four parts educational.

It's one part moderation.
...two parts reconciliation.
...three parts confusion.
And four parts Confucian.

It's one part Socialist.
...two parts Capitalist.
...three parts Republican.
...four parts Democrat.
...and five parts Independent.

It's one part Pessimist.
...two parts Optimist.
...three parts Existentialist.
And four parts Alchemist.

It's one part Christian.
...one part Catholic.
...one part Jewish.
...one part Muslim.
...one part Mormon.
...one part Jehovah's Witness.
...one part Quaker.
...one part Hindu.
...one part Sikh.
...one part Hermetic.
...one part Rastafarian.
...one part Rosicrucian.
...one part Freemason.
...one part Scientologist.
...one part Hedonist.
...one part Wiccan.
...one part Gnostic.
...one part Agnostic.
...one part Atheist.
...one part Anarchist.
...one part Universal Zulu Nation.
...one part Unitarian Universalist.
...two parts scientist.
And three parts artist.

It's one part I-Ching.
...two parts Tao-Te-Ching.
...three parts Tae Kwon Do.
...four parts Yo... Ho... Ho.
...five parts Ho... Ho... Ho.
And six parts Ha... Ha... Ha!

It's one part hell.
...two parts heaven.
And three parts Earth.

It's one part stupidity.
...two parts insanity.
And three parts genius.

It's one part dream.
...two parts fantasy.
...three parts reality.
And four parts ecstasy.

It's one part Conservative.
...two parts Liberal.
And three parts Progressive.

It's one part selfish.
...two parts selfless.
And three parts universal service.

It's one part rapture.
And two parts circumvent disaster.

It's one part ice cold.
And two parts burning hot.

And it's even more than that...
But right now that's all I've got.

Gotta go now...
How now, brown cow?
With the chocolate milk.
Weaving now a tangled web.
However, made it of silk...
Or satin.
Can you appreciate this poetry?
Or do you find that these words are like...
Pig Latin?

May the mentally and spiritually dead, eternally...
Rest In Peace.

From the spastic, sarcastic, fantastic, iconoclastic, artistic, and yet strangely realistic, scientific, ironic, and electronic; manic myopic mystic; genius oxy-moron; psychic psychotic; and schizophrenic sexual saviour...

C.H.R.I.S.T. V.I.C.E.

C.razy... H.onest... R.ighteous... I.nspired... S.piritual... T.eacher seeking...
V.ictory thru... I.ntelligence... C.ommon sense and... E.xcellence.