The 2004 Fall Classic

By Mr King


United Nations World Unity over U.S. Arrogant Imperialism...

The American People over the Evil American Empire...

The Boston Red Sox over the Houston Astros...

John Kerry over George W. Bush!


A sweep of this series...
That's all I want for Christmas!

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Copyright 2004 Seth David King
Published on Thursday, October 21, 2004.     Filed under: "Rant"
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  • Mr King On Friday, October 22, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Well, that's one down... Boston, Kerry's team, beat Bush's Texas team today with no contest as the St. Louis Cardinals just beat the Houston Astros!

  • Six-Out On Friday, October 22, 2004, Six-Out (1435)By person wrote:

    That's like saying I won the battle of life because you got hit by a semi. Your logic sucks. Maybe it's just because I love the Astros.

  • Mr King On Saturday, October 23, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Maybe so... but maybe Bush won't show up either in the election results... I hope so... if enough people decide to show up and vote I know that would happen... Kerry would win without a contest... there's just more of us than there are of them.

  • Mr King On Saturday, October 23, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Or perhaps we were given a glimpse of the greater esoteric truth: it is John Ashcroft's Missouri, not Bush's Texas, that is the true antagonist of the KerrySox.

  • BleedSilver On Thursday, October 21, 2004, BleedSilver (298)By person wrote:

    All I want for christmas are my two front teeth...but I never get those...-sigh- but the list above will do...


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