The 2004 Fall Classic
By Mr King
United Nations World Unity over U.S. Arrogant Imperialism...
The American People over the Evil American Empire...
The Boston Red Sox over the Houston Astros...
John Kerry over George W. Bush!
A sweep of this series...
That's all I want for Christmas!
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Copyright 2004 Seth David King
Published on Thursday, October 21, 2004.
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On Friday, October 22, 2004, Mr King
(547) wrote:
Well, that's one down... Boston, Kerry's team, beat Bush's Texas team today with no contest as the St. Louis Cardinals just beat the Houston Astros!
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On Friday, October 22, 2004, Six-Out
(1423) wrote:
That's like saying I won the battle of life because you got hit by a semi. Your logic sucks. Maybe it's just because I love the Astros.
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On Saturday, October 23, 2004, Mr King
(547) wrote:
Maybe so... but maybe Bush won't show up either in the election results... I hope so... if enough people decide to show up and vote I know that would happen... Kerry would win without a contest... there's just more of us than there are of them.
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On Saturday, October 23, 2004, Mr King
(547) wrote:
Or perhaps we were given a glimpse of the greater esoteric truth: it is John Ashcroft's Missouri, not Bush's Texas, that is the true antagonist of the KerrySox.
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On Thursday, October 21, 2004, BleedSilver
(298) wrote:
All I want for christmas are my two front teeth...but I never get those...-sigh- but the list above will do...