Christ Vice spark...
Vice-Christ form a concept ark.

Escaping from the blindness...
With more understanding than a scientist...
Giving away knowledge at one-hundredth the price of a Scientologist.

Christ Vice apocalypse now, but not like in Vietnam...
I simply give love away like a spiritual Phenomenon!

Cartoon kickin' style like Hong Kong Fooey...
Fighting the dark side of the force like Han Solo and Chewie.

This is straight up obvious and clear as common sense...
Yet still bringing the illogic and twisted paradox for hell's residents.

Here now I'll give you some knowledge, call this a Scooby snack...
Take one dose of this to avoid future cancer or heart attack.

This style is kind of hyper like Jim Carrey...
But not like Liar! Liar!
This is like the phoenix, burning up into spirit...
No more physical, spontaneous combustion by fire!

The metaphysical, non-hypocritical...
Lyrical master of salvation from disaster...
With this poem, into the World Consciousness...
This is how I rapture!

No more rat in a cage, capture...
No more Rage Against the Machine...
Now only Nirvana!

Nevermind, Curt Cobain, went insane...
David Koresh too...
"Heaven's Gate" makes three...
And still you continue Third Eye Blind, and can't see.

Warning... Danger!!!
Something Wicked This Way Comes a prodigal son...
But not born in a manger.
A friend, not a foe...
But still I come like Hitchcock's Psycho...
Or Jaws III in 3D...

Burnin' ignorance like an S.T.D....
Protect yourself from H.I.V. before you end up Six Feet Under like Eazy E...
When your d--k rules your life, then you're not free.

I stand for intelligence, self-control, and integrity...
But still not so straight and pure as to prohibit creativity.

Righteous, but still real...
And if repressed and held down by a system which is evil...
To feed my family, I may steal.

But not stealing literally, like in reality...
I steal concepts and understanding from the rich in order to teach the poor...
This is how intelligent people even the score.

I am 20,000 leagues deep in the mental...
But not so ordered as to entirely avoid chaos.
Life is what it is...
Positive and negative.

I am righteous and with respect for humanity...
But still sometimes, I write about what is nasty.

And other times, I even create alternatives to "reality"...
With some motion picture style magic...
In order to help bring an end to the excess tragic like the Titanic.

I am here to shock, entertain, and teach...
Like Natural Born Killers and American History X...
Pointing the way to true victory, and to even greater ecstasy than
smoking marijuana and then having sex!

I broadcast knowledge so relevant through poetry and via the Internet...
I don't even need a musical beat...
Bringing back peace of mind like only found on Sesame Street.

But it's all good in poetry, and this is only a story...
Still I built it high like the Empire State...
Here to help pull people out of hell on Earth, before it's too late.

I live to elevate, educate, and fulfill biblical prophecy consciously...
So, follow me now and see...

I am a modern day Moses...
Leading mankind out of darkness as the new millennium opens and
the old one closes.