Christ Vice is stubborn like a bull...
You'll read my poetry because its cool.

Like Itchy and Scratchy...
My style kind of nasty.
Voice kind of raspy...
Sharp tongue like a razor!

I'm a trailblazer...
To stun, however, I set my taser...
So that you will live after my concepts cut through your cornea like a laser.

It might be wise to learn a thing or two from me...
In addition to The Holy Bible...
The Holy Quran...
The Urantia Book...
And the Book of Mormon...

Some of my teachers were The Doors...
The Beatles...
The Grateful Dead...
And my most recent awesome groundbreaking discovery Landmark Education!

The final demise of your egotistical reign of error is like the Titanic...
The spiritual is greater than the material so obviously then ultimately you will sink!

Did God work through me when I wrote this?
What do you think?

This message comes erect like a penis...
And when I get too old...
Forget about it...
Gimme' the viagra!

Over the falls in a barrel, I go, like the Niagara!!!

Fighting intelligently and poetically from the edge of my own insanity...
Partially, this is stupidity...
And quite possibly it's a touch of genius.

I come to slay Goliath like King David...
Erasing the devil's mark from off of your forehead!!!

Utilizing passive absorption to my own best advantage...
I market enlightening bite size material in an attractive package.

I speak my piece revealing God working not only puritanical and plain...
But also In Living Color, creative, and clever.

And although the world is passing away...
He that does the Will of God remains forever!!!