Third eye like a laser...
Shooting concepts from my mental phaser...
Fighting Satan in cyberspace with my light saber...
Call me the schizophrenic saviour.

Caught in this Human Race apparent end times Rush Hour like Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan...
Drawn to the flame of these prophecies like Mothman...
Perceiving the abysmal state of life on Earth and not going completely mad as best I can...
I reach deep down inside myself and take this intense stand for my fellowman.

Come my friend, and live vicariously through me...
You?ve known people like me before, throughout the pages of history...
We come with a message in an effort to alter the course of human history.

See what I see...
The true challenge of a man is to understand history, solve mystery, and to leave a legacy
of truth, love and decreased human misery.

I'm here to love like Mahatma Gandhi...
And fight like Muhammad Ali.
I come to stand up for human rights...
And demand to be free!

I don't know who's the greatest...
But I know who's the cleanest and the meanest...
Me, the one to show his naked inner soul like Michelangelo's David shows his penis.

No fig leaf for me...
Just a cap and gown...
And a spiritual crown.

Step one, I chose to dedicate my life to truth and love...
Step two, a crown of pure gold...
Whether or not 500,000 copies are sold.

I'm a totally different breed of human...
My life should have been documented in a show like Truman.

Sometimes I feel like a foreigner in my own city...
Born and raised a vegetarian in a society of crooks, thieves, and carnivores...
And pimps and whores.

Sometimes I feel like an E.T. or an alien...
Just call me one really f--king pissed off gentleman...
Living in an increasing wasteland of irresponsible and excessive American consumption...
Wondering sometimes where has gone the intelligent man?

Yet still I aim to be the truth, the love, and the fun...
In the same way that Jesus Christ was and remains in spirit forever
the truth, the light, and the way.
And still I claim that my message embraced has the ability to get you passed Judgment Day.

Because I say these things...
Some people will call me an insane ego maniac...
But truly this is just the way in which I alter myself, grow, and adapt in preparation
for a spiritual attack.

I'm here to alter the course of human history...
Welcome to my nearly insane level of creative mentality!

And if an ego maniac is what I must become in order to turn my dream
into reality, then que sera, sera...
What will be must be...
No one said it would be easy.

Most of my life I've been living like a mental prisoner who didn't know himself as such...
Just another young man trying to do too much.

But still...
I'm going escape from it all like Houdini...
Lasso the Light from infinity...
And pull myself out of the valley.