stroking your pussy

By denver nitze

how do you tell someone
you love your cat more then them?

its so harsh when you realize it.

stroking your pussy,
and wondering,
which would you save in a fire?

meow.

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Published on Tuesday, March 18, 2008. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Comments on "stroking your pussy"

On Saturday, March 3, 2018, carlosjackal (2788) wrote:

This is fucking ace. "meow"....Killed it.
On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, DoctorAsh (371) wrote:

Save the fiSh FIRST, otherwise they will bOIL TO DEATH IN WATER THAT BUBBLES AND BURNS THEM!
On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, denver nitze (251) wrote:

how did you know i have fish? *raises eyebrow* hmmmmm. ;)
On Friday, March 21, 2008, DoctorAsh (371) wrote:

Huh, what a coincidence. Well statistics show that people come in contact with fish more then they normally know.
On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, Reefer_rave (139) wrote:

Everything goes in the car... your new home lol. The cats, the pictures, the computer tower, and one last run in to swipe everything possible into a laundry basket
On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, Reefer_rave (139) wrote:

but first, i'm going to try to put it out with the sink attachment sprayer :P
A former member wrote: dont look now... but it aint my pussy you're strokin. rawr.
On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, Mari (419) wrote:

save the laptop
A former member wrote: Kids first. Then the cats. Then I'd go back in and risk death again to pull out the file folders full of poetry that I don't have on hard disk yet...and the hard disks that do have poetry on them...
On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, Alanarchy (1168) wrote:

I'm not a cat fan. Save the guitar.
On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, denver nitze (251) wrote:

that goes without question. all my men know i love my guitars more than them. i'll never let an instrument burn. *ponders trying to save piano* except maybe that, if it was me or it. ;)
On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, NapoleonsLust (16) wrote:

the cat alway sleeps with us so hopefully i wouldn't have to risk my balls-NL
On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, blue (1409) wrote:

save the pussy