stroking your pussy

By denver nitze

how do you tell someone
you love your cat more then them?


its so harsh when you realize it.


stroking your pussy,
and wondering,
which would you save in a fire?






meow.

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© 2008 tangeled
Published on Tuesday, March 18, 2008.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • carlosjackal On Saturday, March 3, 2018, carlosjackal (3016)By person wrote:

    This is fucking ace. "meow"....Killed it.

  • DoctorAsh On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, DoctorAsh (373)By person wrote:

    Save the fiSh FIRST, otherwise they will bOIL TO DEATH IN WATER THAT BUBBLES AND BURNS THEM!

  • denver nitze On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, denver nitze (256)By person wrote:

    how did you know i have fish? *raises eyebrow* hmmmmm. ;)

  • DoctorAsh On Friday, March 21, 2008, DoctorAsh (373)By person wrote:

    Huh, what a coincidence. Well statistics show that people come in contact with fish more then they normally know.

  • Reefer_rave On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, Reefer_rave (146)By person wrote:

    Everything goes in the car... your new home lol. The cats, the pictures, the computer tower, and one last run in to swipe everything possible into a laundry basket

  • Reefer_rave On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, Reefer_rave (146)By person wrote:

    but first, i'm going to try to put it out with the sink attachment sprayer :P

  • A former member wrote: dont look now... but it aint my pussy you're strokin. rawr.

  • Mari On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, Mari (425)By person wrote:

    save the laptop

  • A former member wrote: Kids first. Then the cats. Then I'd go back in and risk death again to pull out the file folders full of poetry that I don't have on hard disk yet...and the hard disks that do have poetry on them...

  • Alanarchy On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, Alanarchy (1200)By person wrote:

    I'm not a cat fan. Save the guitar.

  • denver nitze On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, denver nitze (256)By person wrote:

    that goes without question. all my men know i love my guitars more than them. i'll never let an instrument burn. *ponders trying to save piano* except maybe that, if it was me or it. ;)

  • NapoleonsLust On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, NapoleonsLust (16)By person wrote:

    the cat alway sleeps with us so hopefully i wouldn't have to risk my balls-NL

  • blue On Tuesday, March 18, 2008, blue (1454)By person wrote:

    save the pussy


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