Crunch Time

Crunch time...
Lemon lime...
Orange Julius...
Hear now rhymes from a mad genius...
With an I.Q. not quite equivalent to that of Albert Einstein...
But still as creative as Darryl Dawkins, A.K.A. Dr. Dunkenstein.

Running The Green Mile...
No more Life and Debt...
It's Life and Def 4 me.
Learning 2 conduct my business like Russell Simmons...
Vice Press Publications forever after...
Own my own name and label now...
No Limit like Master P.

This style is enlightened like the Buddha...
And like an Alien, pops out of my chest right to ya'!

These concepts you must comprehend and savor...
My words much more than hype, and still full of Flavor...
Intelligent vintage like Public Enemy Chuck...
It takes a nation of millions to hold me back too...
Try to stop this, like a Whammy, you 'Press Your Luck'!

Ridin' for real in my teal Geo, took the red pill like Neo...
Just call me Bill Cosby son, and today you are Theo.

Thought Christ Vice was too 'Christ-like' and didn't know how to fight?

As mysteriously your mind goes blank with writer's block and you can't type...
Speak to you first thru the I-Ching...
Arrive Seven days later as if you saw The Ring!
Invade your sleep with shocking visions in the night...
Rearrange your whole heart and mind by giving you spiritual sight!

Take your soul and reflect it back upon itself...
Uh oh, another wasted life...
Looks like you're really far from an adult...
But more like an elf...
Stunted growth revealed, no damn knowledge of self.

Stopping all of your bullets, punches, and attempts to attack back with a grin because I'm The One...

a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon battling a Star Trek Nemesis who became The Lord of the Rings in order to see a Hollywood Ending...

Ran directly at you and dove right into your being son!

Liar... Liar...
Pants on fire.

I take you higher!

But only so far bra...
Because of your heavy karma.

You are in need of a soul transplantation and a spiritual sponge bath...
You reap what you sow...
How can you expect in the end to avoid God's Wrath?

Welcome to the apparent last days of American karmic Armageddon...
Foolish evildoers and anti-human corrupt corporations have been scheduled by self-determined fate for termination!

Like the CEO's at Worldcom and Enron...
You chose corruption, greed, and profit over humanity...
Your soul you sold.

And now when the truth is at last delivered to the light...
You are left out in the cold.

So, welcome then to the second death!
The Second Coming of Christ you have missed?
The justice of the Most Merciful God Almighty still shows that from mankind you have been dismissed.

The blackness of space...
Now and forever...
Your final resting place?!