self esteem! (now in 5 fantastic flavors!)

By KittyStryker

feeling low?

feeling
down
blue
anguished
hopeless?

you may have a case
of
low
self
esteem!

> click here now!
click here now!
click here now!
click here now!
click here now!
to feed into the fear
of having the fear
of fearing
being
ALONE

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Published on Tuesday, December 20, 2005. Filed under: "Ironic" and "Poetry"

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Comments on "self esteem! (now in 5 fantastic flavors!)"

On Sunday, September 6, 2015, Jesse Guzman (39) wrote:

Can you help me find a self esteem at a discounted price? Great write!
A former member wrote: Ha ha ha I love this!
A former member wrote: hahaha. this was hilarious...
On Friday, September 7, 2007, Reefer_rave (139) wrote:

Can't believe I forgot to comment on this...and yes, I need the links too!
On Wednesday, March 28, 2007, nell (270) wrote:

why don't the click here now links work??!!!!! oh god have mercy! i am so scared!
On Wednesday, March 28, 2007, nell (270) wrote:

just my way of saying i loved it;)
On Thursday, October 5, 2006, DarkPoet (229) wrote:

YES! I just had a poegasm.
On Thursday, August 24, 2006, Labitina (37) wrote:

humorous, and ironically true. christina
On Friday, April 28, 2006, BrokenButterflyWings (33) wrote:

=) very true and beautifully written... now u made me smile...
On Sunday, February 5, 2006, xserratedsoulx (212) wrote:

ha. bookmarked. ~lauren~
On Thursday, January 26, 2006, Alanarchy (1168) wrote:

I bought my self esteem on e-bay. Certificate said the former owner was Leif Garret. sweet. Nice one.
On Friday, January 6, 2006, bloody LOVEly (85) wrote:

brings to mind system of a down lyrics- advertising causes me need for therapy!!! this just exposes the patheticness of the whole advertisement campaign. thank you for this.
A former member wrote: I like the way you wrote this though the concept makes me sick. Seems like any time an advertisement like this pops up the final conclusion is "You're depressed because you're different, just get rid of your individuality and you'll be fine. Act
A former member wrote: now and you'll get your own Stepford Wife to help celebrate that newer, better you!" Cool write:p ~Ship!
On Saturday, December 24, 2005, dismal silence (14) wrote:

i absolutly love this, so true and thought provoking, made me smile kinda
On Tuesday, December 20, 2005, Crimson Shade (92) wrote:

I love it - mainly beacuse i love american advertiments... they are so funny... good write though, leaves me with some interesting questions.
A former member wrote: hmm an anti advertisment poem yes many people do try to "cure" dependency with more dependency mostly religion though...drug companys are the worst though....tis a nice work though