WELL I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAN BREATHE
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I CAN SEE
HEAVEN IS MUCH CLEARER NOW
THAT THE CLOUDS HAVE SET IT FREE

THE ANGELS SING MORE SWEETLY
THEN THEY DID YESTERDAY
AND THE CHEARUBS NOW ARE HAPPY
AND NOW HAVE COME OUT TO PLAY

AND GOD SEEMS HAPPY TO SEE ME
THEN THE DAY BEFORE
YESTERDAY I PESTERED HIM
AND HE SENT ME OUT THE DOOR

THE GOLDEN GATES ARE SHINNIER NOW
THAT ST. PETERS GOT OFF HIS ASS
THE POLISH IS GOOD FOR A HUNDRED YEARS
OR UNTIL A HUNDRED SOULS PASS

MY SOUL IS MORE PASTY WHITE
THEN THE DAY I DIED
AND NOW THAT I HAVE PASTED
THE SERAPHIM'S GIVE ME THE EYE

WHAT THE HELL? IS WHAT I SAY
AND THEY TURN AND LOOK AWAY
AND IN THE PIT THEY POINT OUT TO ME
THATS WHERE THE HELL YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE!

WELL SCREW THEM TOO
THEY'RE ALWAYS JEALOUS
BIG WHOOP, FREE WILL!
IT TURNS OUT TO KILLS US!

WELL I THINK I PISSED THE BIG MAN OFF
HE IS REALLY ROAR'N MAD
IS IT THE "KICK ME" SIGN ON JESUS BACK,
OR THOSE PRANK CALLS I MADE TO IRAQ?