Pseudo-Goth Bitches!

By TheLastDragon

If you cut yourself with razor blades
Lighly, just enough for a scar
Then run around showing all the other kids
I don't really care who you are

If you live a perfectly normal life
Except when your shrink comes to call
And you tell him you're nothing but apathy
Don't bother talking to me at all

If you go on about suicide day after day
And how death is the ultimate grace
Then try to waste my time with that shit
You might get hit hard in the face

Give it a rest already, no one really cares
And I have a feeling that no one believes you
The "tortured artist" act is getting old
Can't you find another phase to go through?

If you really have problems that hurt you inside
And you cry at night about all you're missing
I wouldn't think of holding it against you
But I'm fucking tired of these pseudo-goth bitches!

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Published on Wednesday, September 8, 2004. Filed under: "Poetry"

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Comments on "Pseudo-Goth Bitches!"

On Wednesday, October 12, 2011, terris crimson (167) wrote:

this is the best poem ever!!!!!! I love this. absolutely magnificent. this has honestly made my day.
On Wednesday, May 4, 2011, Shadow_Kissed5180 (24) wrote:

love this. great write and definitely true.
On Thursday, April 14, 2011, forgoten_wolf (11) wrote:

nice. excellent write. it speaks the truth..
A former member wrote: hahaha. i know quite a few...told some of them off too..silly freshmen. good job ~Tamara
On Monday, March 27, 2006, Vicious Pixie (58) wrote:

i couldn't have said it any better myself....you own :)
On Tuesday, July 5, 2005, The_Lady_in_the_Fire (21) wrote:

Hell Yeah! ahh... memories from HS... hehe. Great write.
On Tuesday, July 5, 2005, TheBardOfBlasphemy (357) wrote:

very funny. very true. also very sad... I wonder how such people would react to true pain, true loss?
On Saturday, June 25, 2005, Sticky Kitty (241) wrote:

stand up and shout that shit!! -kitty
On Sunday, June 5, 2005, Serenity (469) wrote:

Hell yeah! Fucking awsome!
On Sunday, May 29, 2005, sIo (898) wrote:

nice...
On Sunday, May 29, 2005, Sin (1135) wrote:

haha...this was grand fucking spectacular
On Tuesday, May 17, 2005, void (35) wrote:

i agree i have times where i want to die and i cut and it pisses me off when these fuckin kids are running around advertising that they "attempted suicide" with only a tiny cut thatll scar 4 a week and then dissappear
On Thursday, December 9, 2004, spaniellie (76) wrote:

brilliant! i cant agree with you more. depression is not an invitation to a pity party.
On Thursday, November 18, 2004, Malice In Wonderland (976) wrote:

I love you...
On Wednesday, November 17, 2004, Solace (1065) wrote:

I hated something once...I can't remember what it was now...Oh well...I think i'll go cut myself up now, i'm offended *pouts*
On Wednesday, November 3, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (428) wrote:

i completely agree with your words here.. WELL PUT, i know i've felt this for a long time, its tiring and frustrating..
A former member wrote: yep... i know quite a few of them, and their act is... argh... yes, well, thanks for putting that down. on behalf of us all...
On Tuesday, October 5, 2004, Circe Avalon (115) wrote:

I t is very sad world were scars make you liked and self hatered is the trend. What happened to all those people who hated themselves when it wasn't cool? They died! Very true words!~*~Circe
A former member wrote: I'm reminded here of a slogan used by the Marines (Special Forces) which says, "Kill 'em all! Let God sort 'em out!" I guess all those "pseudo-goth bitches" should perhaps die, instead of cutting themselves & then whining about it. Okay, I'm done bitching
On Thursday, September 9, 2004, Zhee (529) wrote:

this was deja vu`.... downright truthful... i would be one of the very misfortunate shrinks! :(
On Thursday, September 9, 2004, TheLastDragon (69) wrote:

Thanks everyone for the positive feedback!
A former member wrote: attention. great write
A former member wrote: this is true. i used to have a friend who did all this stuff. she complained and went to a mental institution, but she always said she was nothing, then kept on ragging on me to help her. But she was totally fine, she even told me that she did it for atte
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, elisa (1595) wrote:

goth never impressed me either. people who dress in scary images tend to be transparent(most of the time). it's the ones that hold the dark inside you got to watch.I was the cheerleader nobody saw coming;) great expression of frustration:) elisa
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Lemons (46) wrote:

Marry me.
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Drea (1388) wrote:

I applaud as well. I remember people like this when I was in HS. heh Great write.
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Jonas (715) wrote:

yea, it's only the real goths that are cool.
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Loketha Angel (157) wrote:

amen to that, i hate these new posers that walk my school now
On Sunday, September 12, 2004, KittyStryker (710) wrote:

um... he's being.... sarcastic! :D
On Sunday, September 12, 2004, Six-Out (1423) wrote:

*snickers*
On Sunday, May 29, 2005, glasshouse (530) wrote:

mwahaha. no comment. -Glass
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, BleedSilver (298) wrote:

posers. ack. Leave the sympathy and attention for those who really need it.
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Dayer (162) wrote:

ROFLMAO this rocked ;)
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, mysticventures (527) wrote:

no chance - that's what they live for!
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Angel With The Scabbed Wings (40) wrote:

thank god someone understands i cant stand those people. here where i live its a fucking trend to cut your wrists then show your friends then get put on anti deppressants its fuckign sick then all they do is whine about how
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Angel With The Scabbed Wings (40) wrote:

little they have when they go to sleep up in the suberbs. they are so ignorant about their ignorance it makes me sick
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Angel With The Scabbed Wings (40) wrote:

did i mention this was a great write i hope everyone in the world reads then then all the "pseudo-goth bitches" will wise up a bit hopefully.
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, mysticventures (527) wrote:

you rock Dragon!
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, TheLastDragon (69) wrote:

hehe... I try. You've got a lot of great stuff, too.