If I had a penny for all the things you've done for me
I'd be a millionaire
You the best friend I've ever had
The only one who cares

But I can't help you now
I can't really help myself
If I could give you what you want
You know I would

Your in Love
and your heart hurts with this emotion
I am happy for you in this

But you, like many others, are denied

If I could charter a plane
I would fly it myself and collect him

If I could steal a boat
I'd risk pirates and the coast guard and steal him

If I was in Mexico
I would jump the fence and kidnap the loved one for you

But he will come on his own
When his mind is crazed and fuzzy with his love for you
When every breath he breathes hurts because he is unable to breathe the same air
He will come
He will come for you.

If he doesn't I will have to buy a gun to shot him with.
I can't stand to see you in this pain
The pain of loving.