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banana's, coconut's, and places not to put them
By denver nitze
banana's, coconut's, and places not to put them
a 'childrens' story
by: tNa & d-phile
there once was a teenage age monkey.
he sat at the trippy tree trunky,
sippin his co-co-nutty's
with two of his bro-like buddies.
when out came the dare,
of a monkey monk monkey stare.
jumpin and squealing
banana's where a peel peeling!
excited and merry,
to pop monkey's cherry.
you want in our clan?
to be 'our' brother man?
you must first, pass the test.
.just like the rest.
so off the monkey trodded.
and in his mind he plotted
the perfect plan,
to become a man.
he swung from trees
and knelt on knees.
looking for his prey,
until arose the perfect day...
he saw the beast...
his eyebrow creased...
climb
climb
climb
he climbed
the highest tree.
...wait
wait...
.waiting.
...baited
bait...
.baiting.
the beast came close
!! ...shhhhhhh... !!
they're...
.nose to nose.
the monkey whipped out his banana,
wrapped in a pink bandana
slowly unwrapped it
and then...
on the giraffe's nose
he started to whack it.
his smile was
crack...
crack...
cracking...
when...
!!WHACK!!
!!!CRACK!!!
!! SMACK !!
the giraffe
headbutt-butted him back!!
his coconuts hairy
now leaked out the dairy
crying at the sight of his coconuts crushed
back through the jungle he
rush!
rush!!
rushed!!!
the other monkeys pointed and laughed
his poor banana was bent mid-shaft
he spent the rest of his days
hiding from the other monkeys gaze
to vines he held. cling, clinging,
always somberly swing, swinging,
and his song he was a
sing,
sing,
singing?
"i used to be the best swinger,
in the whole jungle wide,
but i was a bit eager with my banana,
and alas,
i lost my pride."
~
the end
~
*written with the help of Dark Philosopher who showed he too has a knack
for the twisted. thank you for your help.
** happy fuckin april fool's everyone!!
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Comments on "banana's, coconut's, and places not to put them"
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A former member wrote:
ah hahah! ilove it! ^_^ poor little monkey
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A former member wrote:
this is frickin co-co-nutty!
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On Tuesday, April 1, 2008, Narcissa
(404)
wrote:
This was great you guys...got a smile out of me :)
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On Tuesday, April 1, 2008, Dancing_Monkey
(1246) wrote:
It's wonderfull what happens when you latenight chat with someone about being headbutted by a giraffe when you were a kid. priceless piece
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On Tuesday, April 1, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus
(359) wrote:
I'm glad I got to come along for the ride on this one :) A walk with TA on the twisted side that I shall not soon forget. Love the way you wrote it out and made it sound
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On Tuesday, April 1, 2008, Alanarchy
(1200) wrote:
Hahah. It takes quite a bit of fortitude to be the best swinger in the jungle, baby. :)
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