IM So Goth!

By A Velvet Tongue

~Steps on her black Soap Box~

Im so goth
I only wear black
well, maybe red
latex and combat boots is all that sits in my closet
I stole it all, Cuz Im so goth

Im so goth
I never knew the pleasure
Of huffing Glue
Until I turned Goth

Wait, I was born goth
I'll Die goth
I wonder if God is goth?
Wait there is no god
Thats right I'm wiccan!
*sighs* Im so depressed

My boyfriend wears more make up than me
he stole my fucking lipstick!
we go through 4 cans of aqua net a week
Were so Goth!

I cant get a job
because I refuse to look "normal"
I cant wear any color but black
Im so goth my teeth are even black
Im so depressed
I have no paycheck
I heard Mickey D's will hire goths

Wait I cant be happy
because Im goth
I cannot laugh
I cant tell jokes
But I can overdose on coke!!

I have to stay up all night
I swear I must really be a vampire
I smoke clove cigarettes
And dance in one spot
I just swing my arms around alot

Im so goth and your not
Im the gothest of the Goth
Im deader than dead
I cant cake any more black eyeliner on
Dammit, he took that too!
Im full of anger
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Im so depressed
I should kill myself
yea Ill cut deep
That way they will know Im goth!

((this wont be up long, it was just a funny inspired by the chatterbox this evening...Thanks for the inspiration Sharon! lol)

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Published on Friday, July 25, 2003. Filed under: "Poetry"

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On Saturday, April 18, 2020, FlowMyTears (53) wrote:

It's like you used to be goth, or you really hate goths. That was so fun to read thanks.
On Monday, October 16, 2017, worm (1194) wrote:

come back!!! you are missed... I hope you are doing well... ~worm~
A former member wrote: nice lol too funny
A former member wrote: I love this so much. It's a lovely show of a classic cliche. Great write.
On Wednesday, March 19, 2008, Nail Bunny (161) wrote:

Seriously, this is still one of the most amazing things I've ever read!!!!
On Friday, September 21, 2007, Aunty Depressant (434) wrote:

Jeez(oops sorry..bastardized truncation of Jesus!) Still up n running... I'm glad..good for a laugh.My daughter has been bitten by the urges of black. I figure if I keep telling how cool she is...is might pass.
On Friday, September 21, 2007, Aunty Depressant (434) wrote:

Maybe if I copied her it would freak her out :P
On Sunday, June 10, 2007, Moonflower (301) wrote:

i was just talking about this last night... funny i should come across it. just hilarious ! ;)
A former member wrote: Haha... i started laughing so hard my brother came in and asked if i was ok. seriously... i loved it!
On Thursday, May 24, 2007, asphyxia (58) wrote:

ahahaha! cutting? so emo is the new goth not new punk? OH NO! many teeny boppers will have an indentity crisis after reading this! *wink wink* hehe, this is just too funny!
On Tuesday, May 8, 2007, stormtalk (729) wrote:

"Poetry 07/25/2003 IM So Goth!" --- "((this wont be up long, it was just a funny inspired..."... haha.
On Monday, May 21, 2007, A Velvet Tongue (436) wrote:

Yessssss.ppl just wouldnt stop commenting on it...so here it still is..like a forgotten fossil....*grins*
On Monday, April 30, 2007, Nail Bunny (161) wrote:

This is so amazing... never fails to give me a good laugh when I'm in a crummy mood...
On Friday, December 29, 2006, Bella Butchery (724) wrote:

ha! good
On Sunday, December 3, 2006, Mari (425) wrote:

heh
On Thursday, September 21, 2006, Nail Bunny (161) wrote:

God, this is fabulous! And the saddest part is, i know people who are that goth. So goth they shit bats. God, i just can't get over how fucking funny this work is.]!
On Saturday, September 16, 2006, carlosjackal (3016) wrote:

You don't have to be Goth to like this poem. Quite a watershed in the way this is a Goth laughing at herself. Very refreshing.
On Wednesday, June 21, 2006, kiss of the dark (32) wrote:

In reality, the "Goths" (a religious group) worshiped God. But if you want to get technical, "goth" is a type of architecture....so if you're a building or a type of wood molding, okay, you're "goth".
On Wednesday, November 8, 2006, wicked flesh (22) wrote:

I'm so "Goth" I wear flying buttresses in my hair!
A former member wrote: hahahah. Now that was a good addition..
On Tuesday, June 6, 2006, Dei (665) wrote:

lol. . okay okay youre gother than i am! but then again, i never made the claim. This was funny as hell. thanks for posting it. -Natelle
On Saturday, May 13, 2006, Mahakala (209) wrote:

lol... crazy poem
On Friday, May 12, 2006, Kinkypoptart (555) wrote:

lmao. I wish I was as goth as you are. Amazing.. absolutely amazing... Finally... someone at this site with enough balls to stand up against the wierdos. Grreat write ~*~Tart~*~
A former member wrote: Funny in a twisted way I loved it though
A former member wrote: Still good. Still glad to have given the inspiration. :) Thanks for leaving this up: needed reminded of an old sarcastic smile today.
On Saturday, April 22, 2006, TheBardOfBlasphemy (358) wrote:

haha well done :)
On Saturday, March 18, 2006, PoeticHellion (191) wrote:

WOw. In a creepily funny way, this reminds me of my best friend.
On Thursday, March 16, 2006, Thorn (283) wrote:

This is made even funnier by the fact that I know people who are alarmingly similar to this.
On Friday, January 7, 2005, MyScarsStillBleed (16) wrote:

labels are so stupid. I hate that people who want to be "goths" say they're Wiccan because they want people to think they're evil and that they worship the devil. It's part of the reason Wiccans have a bad name.
On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, Malice In Wonderland (987) wrote:

Bleh, My opinion has changed over time, and I guess I did the whole supposed Gothicish thing, But my opinion is now as stands: I don't need a label to be me. I AM my own label...
A former member wrote: Hah. This is the shyt. Much Love. --- Mari
On Sunday, February 1, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1246) wrote:

I still love this.. but please do delite the wont saty up for long part.. cous your a damn liar. hey that does make you even more goth, I guess
On Sunday, February 1, 2004, flying_fox (573) wrote:

oh fuck this cracked me up... especially the "And dance in one spot I just swing my arms around alot"! I read once in an article on goths that this move was called "The Tree". What bollocks! No goth I know had ever heard of it. This satire is perfect.
On Tuesday, December 23, 2003, Dancing_Monkey (1246) wrote:

wont be up long.. hmm wonders about how time works..
On Sunday, November 23, 2003, Demosthenes (155) wrote:

not up long?! girl, you will keep this up forever or face my wrath. i ADORE it. it owns my soul. yowza. -B
On Monday, November 10, 2003, frost bite (43) wrote:

HAHAHAHA!! thats really funny, i once wrote a song simular to this, but this is way better, great write, very clever and funny, you have to know somthing about goths to mock them, and you surely do, nice job!
On Sunday, October 26, 2003, Loserland (113) wrote:

wow this is good!...very wonderful sarcastic approach... you are amazing
A former member wrote: I laughed so hard when I read this! I'm going to put a link to your poetry page on my site when I update it if that's alright with you! You're so awesome!!!
On Thursday, August 14, 2003, Liz (267) wrote:

Yes, please leave it up so that we can direct people to it when their poems sound too similar and too lacking in the sarcasm.
A former member wrote: I agree.

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