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IM So Goth!
By A Velvet Tongue
~Steps on her black Soap Box~
Im so goth
I only wear black
well, maybe red
latex and combat boots is all that sits in my closet
I stole it all, Cuz Im so goth
Im so goth
I never knew the pleasure
Of huffing Glue
Until I turned Goth
Wait, I was born goth
I'll Die goth
I wonder if God is goth?
Wait there is no god
Thats right I'm wiccan!
*sighs* Im so depressed
My boyfriend wears more make up than me
he stole my fucking lipstick!
we go through 4 cans of aqua net a week
Were so Goth!
I cant get a job
because I refuse to look "normal"
I cant wear any color but black
Im so goth my teeth are even black
Im so depressed
I have no paycheck
I heard Mickey D's will hire goths
Wait I cant be happy
because Im goth
I cannot laugh
I cant tell jokes
But I can overdose on coke!!
I have to stay up all night
I swear I must really be a vampire
I smoke clove cigarettes
And dance in one spot
I just swing my arms around alot
Im so goth and your not
Im the gothest of the Goth
Im deader than dead
I cant cake any more black eyeliner on
Dammit, he took that too!
Im full of anger
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Im so depressed
I should kill myself
yea Ill cut deep
That way they will know Im goth!
((this wont be up long, it was just a funny inspired by the chatterbox
this evening...Thanks for the inspiration Sharon! lol)
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Copyright 2003 A Velvet Tongue
Published on Friday, July 25, 2003.
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A former member wrote:
LOL! That's great, I love it Velvet! *worships you*
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A former member wrote:
Hmm, a little sarcasm. :-p
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A former member wrote:
How dare you! Oh wait, I'm not goth! Ha! I no longer see goth as individualism, it's becoming a trend, a fad if you will. I'm me, no stereotype so you know what? I LOVE IT!
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On Wednesday, July 30, 2003, Blood of Winter
(296)
wrote:
You forgot larping, and going to the club underage. Great one.
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On Thursday, July 31, 2003, A Velvet Tongue
(436) wrote:
Oh yes, fake id's and larp...heh
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A former member wrote:
Most people that do the goth thing are silly looking, there are only a few handful that look and act the part right. I am a dork and dress the geek. I prefer bright clothes and a happy attitude. I am more the serial killer you didn't know lived next door.
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On Saturday, July 26, 2003, CharlottesWeb
(511) wrote:
I so don't get the whole joke behind this...well I do, but not well. If we were going to classify I'd be more of a hick then anything else...but I do like it, and thought it excellent at making the point...if I am getting the correct point behind it...a g
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On Saturday, July 26, 2003, CharlottesWeb
(511) wrote:
ood fun!
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On Saturday, July 26, 2003, A Velvet Tongue
(436) wrote:
The point is ppl think you cant laugh and have fun to be "goth"..They think you have to live your life in depression and misery..it was a sarcastic write hun
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On Sunday, July 27, 2003, CharlottesWeb
(511) wrote:
OH! Lol...ok. Just color me dense.
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On Saturday, July 26, 2003, Dancing_Monkey
(1246) wrote:
Beautiful... makes me think of all those long nights rolleplaying vampires. My mom never did find that lipstikc, Nice work. Monkey
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On Saturday, July 26, 2003, Six-Out
(1435) wrote:
*is insulted* !!!!!!!
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On Saturday, July 26, 2003, anathema
(50) wrote:
exactly. lol, i rant once a day at work about nose-upturned Goths, and why i hate them.
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On Friday, July 25, 2003, hate_doll
(265) wrote:
s'cuse me? are you trying to insult my gothness? because you SO know I am more goth than you =P hee hee, grrrrreat write, but I shouldn't, because it makes me smile, and that takes away from my gothishness...damnit! love it :)
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On Friday, July 25, 2003, Ophelia
(221) wrote:
Oh my god I love this, no I can't I to Goth, Ha-Ha-He-He..............O
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On Friday, July 25, 2003, finaldestiny
(74) wrote:
damn straight! i love it, it's so true people are so classified every single day. dont take it down!
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On Friday, July 25, 2003, nell
(271) wrote:
rofl this is great=)
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A former member wrote:
lmao...I have a green polo shirt I wrote in big black block letters on the back ''i'm so goth, i don't have to wear black''...my hubby wouldn't let me wear it to a show, thought people might be insulted...I wonder why? heheh
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A former member wrote:
hahahaha! no no leave this up i LIKE THIS!!! I just love sarcasim >:} I think its the one trait I possess that I'm good at ;D
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A former member wrote:
Hey Hey Hey! Don't Make Fun Of The GOTHS plz !lol Funny Write anyways...but i think u was depressed about the wannabees goth ... for that good.
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On Tuesday, August 12, 2003, Crying_Banshee
(62) wrote:
yeah i agree with phantasmagor... ppl who cut themselves and show it to everyone they know cant expect any respect from me..as well as those who pretend to be goth but just screw our reputation with their childishness...
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