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"The Hole Maker"
By happilydepressed
Do you ever stop to ponder
And then sit back and wonder
Wonder why and how there’s a hole in a doughnut
But I know what’s what
There’s holes in doughnuts because of me
See I work in the doughnut factory
Not only am I the baker
I’m also the hole maker
Seriously I’m not nuts
I make the holes in doughnuts
My job is so thrilling
I also glaze the doughnuts and fill them will cream filling
My job is so pleasurable I come again and again
So take a big bite and wipe that gooey glaze off your grin slowly running
down your chin
I take a doughnut that is whole
Push through and make a hole
Though I must warn
I use my cream horn
Well I’ve got to go
You know
There’s doughnuts to bake
And holes to make
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Copyright 2004 happilydepressed
Published on Tuesday, December 14, 2004.
Filed under:
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On Friday, February 18, 2005, Lynaes
(859)
wrote:
...cream horn?
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On Friday, February 18, 2005, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
yeah, it's really cheesy
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On Friday, February 18, 2005, Lynaes
(859) wrote:
nice
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On Friday, February 18, 2005, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
cream horns are good, *not in a gay way*
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On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...ever watch Van Wilder...? this vaguely reminds me of that...
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On Tuesday, March 15, 2005, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
yeah it does, except without a dog
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On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, Green-eyed Raven
(54) wrote:
I love it! *Raven*
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On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, blue
(1454) wrote:
Goddamnit!! I was gonna write a donut poem...shit. pfft. nice write. ;) ~b
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On Thursday, December 16, 2004, BeautifulCalamity
(428) wrote:
haha. . awesomeness. . I thought they had machines now for making these holes, but I guess you're one of those hardworkers, cute write ;)
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On Thursday, December 16, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
i work hard, literally
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, NikesRain
(1298) wrote:
looks like we know why bakers are happy people....nicely done...i'm sure everyone who reads this will ponder upon their next dougnut.
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
i'm sure they will
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On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, VenomPlease
(134) wrote:
That sounds like fun....
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
oh but it is
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On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, Rone4611
(123) wrote:
...*inspiration* I know what I want to be when I grow up!
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
aim high, shoot low
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On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, urbanhumility
(1175) wrote:
brilliant........well done ..........urban
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
go nuts fo doughnuts
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A former member wrote:
"fo" sounds better
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
for*
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A former member wrote:
*nods* lol crackhead. and what have you to say about the strawberry jelly filled doughnuts? that time of the month?
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
no comment
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A former member wrote:
...riiiight. ~Ship!
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A former member wrote:
hmmm...making holes in doughnuts...sounds yummy...i would use my cream horn for that...got any applications??? ~Bullet~
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
if someone else did it i'd be jobless
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On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, Jenni
(40) wrote:
haha, i wanna be a hole maker too...
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On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
well, umm, ok
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On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, Elise
(188) wrote:
hahaha, you're awesome!! *watches you work* fascinating *nods and smiles*
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On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, happilydepressed
(409) wrote:
thanks
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