"The Hole Maker"

By happilydepressed

Do you ever stop to ponder
And then sit back and wonder
Wonder why and how there’s a hole in a doughnut
But I know what’s what
There’s holes in doughnuts because of me
See I work in the doughnut factory
Not only am I the baker
I’m also the hole maker
Seriously I’m not nuts
I make the holes in doughnuts
My job is so thrilling
I also glaze the doughnuts and fill them will cream filling
My job is so pleasurable I come again and again
So take a big bite and wipe that gooey glaze off your grin slowly running down your chin
I take a doughnut that is whole
Push through and make a hole
Though I must warn
I use my cream horn
Well I’ve got to go
You know
There’s doughnuts to bake
And holes to make

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Published on Tuesday, December 14, 2004. Filed under: "Poetry"

Comments on ""The Hole Maker""

On Friday, February 18, 2005, Lynaes (854) wrote:

...cream horn?
On Friday, February 18, 2005, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

yeah, it's really cheesy
On Friday, February 18, 2005, Lynaes (854) wrote:

nice
On Friday, February 18, 2005, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

cream horns are good, *not in a gay way*
On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...ever watch Van Wilder...? this vaguely reminds me of that...
On Tuesday, March 15, 2005, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

yeah it does, except without a dog
On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (54) wrote:

I love it! *Raven*
On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, blue (1409) wrote:

Goddamnit!! I was gonna write a donut poem...shit. pfft. nice write. ;) ~b
On Thursday, December 16, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (428) wrote:

haha. . awesomeness. . I thought they had machines now for making these holes, but I guess you're one of those hardworkers, cute write ;)
On Thursday, December 16, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

i work hard, literally
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, NikesRain (1240) wrote:

looks like we know why bakers are happy people....nicely done...i'm sure everyone who reads this will ponder upon their next dougnut.
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

i'm sure they will
On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, VenomPlease (134) wrote:

That sounds like fun....
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

oh but it is
On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, Rone4611 (121) wrote:

...*inspiration* I know what I want to be when I grow up!
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

aim high, shoot low
On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, urbanhumility (1158) wrote:

brilliant........well done ..........urban
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

go nuts fo doughnuts
A former member wrote: "fo" sounds better
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

for*
A former member wrote: *nods* lol crackhead. and what have you to say about the strawberry jelly filled doughnuts? that time of the month?
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

no comment
A former member wrote: ...riiiight. ~Ship!
A former member wrote: hmmm...making holes in doughnuts...sounds yummy...i would use my cream horn for that...got any applications??? ~Bullet~
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

if someone else did it i'd be jobless
On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, Jenni (40) wrote:

haha, i wanna be a hole maker too...
On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

well, umm, ok
On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, Elise (187) wrote:

hahaha, you're awesome!! *watches you work* fascinating *nods and smiles*
On Tuesday, December 14, 2004, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

thanks