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Danwing of the Ages
By Griffin
Once I had a muffin
It was my best friend
We had steamy sex in the oven
But beilive me that muffin was baked
Once I had a shoe
It was a better friend than you
We liked to eat ice cream
But I like girls.
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Copyright 2004 happy-go-lucky
Published on Friday, February 13, 2004.
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A former member wrote:
That is the most random tid bit of a poem that I have ever read.
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On Thursday, March 3, 2016, carlosjackal
(2720)
wrote:
Great humour..Wonderful piece and fantastic to see a write heavy in wit win POTD.
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A former member wrote:
I really enjoyed the wit in this poem. It made my day-Mrk
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On Thursday, March 3, 2016, Dark Chocolate
(19) wrote:
Ha ha hah enjoyed the poetic theme. I'll love to be in your shoes.
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On Thursday, March 3, 2016, Void Vortex
(300) wrote:
hA Ha heh.! A true l-ing-ol read. Very much enjoyed. :)
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A former member wrote:
Hahaha this is so funny! can't believe people missed this one for what - 8 years? Bookmarked! :)
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On Monday, November 7, 2005, Dancing_Monkey
(1247) wrote:
Still one killer write..ohh and I just saw that I quoted a fav TOOL song
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A former member wrote:
i had sex with an ice-cream cookie once......
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On Tuesday, July 26, 2005, stormtalk
(729) wrote:
Never before have I been able to call someone... muffinfucker.
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On Saturday, March 19, 2005, so_skeevy
(64) wrote:
hahahahahahaahahahahaha hahahahahaha that was cool
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A former member wrote:
lol. I like the first half very much
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On Wednesday, January 5, 2005, DoctorAsh
(373) wrote:
The muffin might have represented a type of uniqueness in yourself maybe, and you embraced it with your oven of integrity - on every street corner stood guarding stick figures - like shoes. Im not sure what all of these represent, but it is a butt load o
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On Wednesday, January 5, 2005, DoctorAsh
(373) wrote:
it's always a butt load of fun trying to figure these out. Interesting piece ass pee. [D&A]
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On Tuesday, November 30, 2004, Savannah
(218) wrote:
You are so... odd. But in your world, that might be a good thing. Hell, I think reading this made me crazy (er)!
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On Friday, November 12, 2004, sIo
(925) wrote:
i used to make muffins at 12:00 at night...not sure why but i did that for the longest time.
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On Saturday, September 25, 2004, Clementine
(121) wrote:
yeah girls are better than dr scholls
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On Sunday, September 19, 2004, Lemons
(46) wrote:
none of my works ever get this many comments ... I should post under your name ;)
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On Monday, September 20, 2004, Griffin
(114) wrote:
I don't mind, but I'm out of room
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On Thursday, August 5, 2004, Griffin
(114) wrote:
:-)
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On Wednesday, August 4, 2004, GirlintheBox
(41) wrote:
i like u, ur cool, u make me laugh
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A former member wrote:
the last line was not what i expected, but that made it even better. nice job
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On Wednesday, May 26, 2004, Mute Serenade
(445) wrote:
...i now know what my life has been lacking... goddamnit, i need a muffin. Mr. Expert of Muffinish persuasions, that was swell... -->Mayor of Chump City
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On Thursday, May 20, 2004, Anth
(1133) wrote:
lol the last line out of sync with the rest was funny
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On Thursday, May 20, 2004, GreekPhilosopher
(156) wrote:
Surreal. GPhD.
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On Sunday, April 11, 2004, Dancing_Monkey
(1247) wrote:
I was wrong, this changes everything...
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On Thursday, April 8, 2004, murder_in_clubland
(388) wrote:
creepy..are u like schizo?! cuz i am too maybe?! but yeah u scare me once my friend told my a side effect of sifolus is sudden schizophrenia that he did~slave
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On Thursday, March 11, 2004, Jonas
(720) wrote:
twas brillig
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On Friday, February 13, 2004, Griffin
(114) wrote:
yay! excelnt write. i love it. ill add it to my favorites
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On Friday, May 7, 2004, Griffin
(114) wrote:
ah... nice...
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On Friday, February 13, 2004, Lemons
(46) wrote:
Wonderful!
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On Friday, May 21, 2004, Griffin
(114) wrote:
your amazing
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