Danwing of the Ages

By Griffin

Once I had a muffin
It was my best friend
We had steamy sex in the oven
But beilive me that muffin was baked

Once I had a shoe
It was a better friend than you
We liked to eat ice cream
But I like girls.

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Copyright 2004 happy-go-lucky
Published on Friday, February 13, 2004.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: That is the most random tid bit of a poem that I have ever read.

  • carlosjackal On Thursday, March 3, 2016, carlosjackal (2720)By person wrote:

    Great humour..Wonderful piece and fantastic to see a write heavy in wit win POTD.

  • A former member wrote: I really enjoyed the wit in this poem. It made my day-Mrk

  • Dark Chocolate On Thursday, March 3, 2016, Dark Chocolate (19)By person wrote:

    Ha ha hah enjoyed the poetic theme. I'll love to be in your shoes.

  • Void Vortex On Thursday, March 3, 2016, Void Vortex (300)By person wrote:

    hA Ha heh.! A true l-ing-ol read. Very much enjoyed. :)

  • A former member wrote: Hahaha this is so funny! can't believe people missed this one for what - 8 years? Bookmarked! :)

  • Dancing_Monkey On Monday, November 7, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1247)By person wrote:

    Still one killer write..ohh and I just saw that I quoted a fav TOOL song

  • A former member wrote: i had sex with an ice-cream cookie once......

  • stormtalk On Tuesday, July 26, 2005, stormtalk (729)By person wrote:

    Never before have I been able to call someone... muffinfucker.

  • so_skeevy On Saturday, March 19, 2005, so_skeevy (64)By person wrote:

    hahahahahahaahahahahaha hahahahahaha that was cool

  • A former member wrote: lol. I like the first half very much

  • DoctorAsh On Wednesday, January 5, 2005, DoctorAsh (373)By person wrote:

    The muffin might have represented a type of uniqueness in yourself maybe, and you embraced it with your oven of integrity - on every street corner stood guarding stick figures - like shoes. Im not sure what all of these represent, but it is a butt load o

  • DoctorAsh On Wednesday, January 5, 2005, DoctorAsh (373)By person wrote:

    it's always a butt load of fun trying to figure these out. Interesting piece ass pee. [D&A]

  • Savannah On Tuesday, November 30, 2004, Savannah (218)By person wrote:

    You are so... odd. But in your world, that might be a good thing. Hell, I think reading this made me crazy (er)!

  • sIo On Friday, November 12, 2004, sIo (925)By person wrote:

    i used to make muffins at 12:00 at night...not sure why but i did that for the longest time.

  • Clementine On Saturday, September 25, 2004, Clementine (121)By person wrote:

    yeah girls are better than dr scholls

  • Lemons On Sunday, September 19, 2004, Lemons (46)By person wrote:

    none of my works ever get this many comments ... I should post under your name ;)

  • Griffin On Monday, September 20, 2004, Griffin (114)By person wrote:

    I don't mind, but I'm out of room

  • Griffin On Thursday, August 5, 2004, Griffin (114)By person wrote:


  • GirlintheBox On Wednesday, August 4, 2004, GirlintheBox (41)By person wrote:

    i like u, ur cool, u make me laugh

  • A former member wrote: the last line was not what i expected, but that made it even better. nice job

  • Mute Serenade On Wednesday, May 26, 2004, Mute Serenade (445)By person wrote:

    ...i now know what my life has been lacking... goddamnit, i need a muffin. Mr. Expert of Muffinish persuasions, that was swell... -->Mayor of Chump City

  • Anth On Thursday, May 20, 2004, Anth (1133)By person wrote:

    lol the last line out of sync with the rest was funny

  • GreekPhilosopher On Thursday, May 20, 2004, GreekPhilosopher (156)By person wrote:

    Surreal. GPhD.

  • Dancing_Monkey On Sunday, April 11, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1247)By person wrote:

    I was wrong, this changes everything...

  • murder_in_clubland On Thursday, April 8, 2004, murder_in_clubland (388)By person wrote:

    creepy..are u like schizo?! cuz i am too maybe?! but yeah u scare me once my friend told my a side effect of sifolus is sudden schizophrenia that he did~slave

  • Jonas On Thursday, March 11, 2004, Jonas (720)By person wrote:

    twas brillig

  • Griffin On Friday, February 13, 2004, Griffin (114)By person wrote:

    yay! excelnt write. i love it. ill add it to my favorites

  • Griffin On Friday, May 7, 2004, Griffin (114)By person wrote:

    ah... nice...

  • Lemons On Friday, February 13, 2004, Lemons (46)By person wrote:


  • Griffin On Friday, May 21, 2004, Griffin (114)By person wrote:

    your amazing

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