a series of limericks

I once knew a girl named michelle.
all she ever did was yelll.
she was a bit odd,
kind of like a cod,
but I never really could tell.




I know this chick named leah.
her name rhymes with santeria.
she met a witch.
who was really a bitch,
and then got turned into a tortilla.




I have this friend named colin.
I don't think he's afraid of pollen.
he can be kind of a dick,
when he talks of his prick,
but atleast he's not jospeh stalin.




My bosses name was Judy.
She tended to be very moody.
So one day I quit,
and said, “I hate this shit,”
but atleast I didn't go doody.




I know this girl rosetta,
I hope she doesn't have a vendetta.
I like her alot.
I think shes real hot.
I wonder if she happens to like feta.