Santa I've been naughty

By Stephanie Sideways

Santa I've been naughty
I struggle to resist
You grinned though, when you saw my name
Upon your naughty list

You know my kind of naughty
Is pretty God damn good
And if you had the time
I'm sure you'd stop by if you could!

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Published on Monday, December 24, 2012. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

I guess I just can't resist the older guys with lots of free time!

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November 12th, 2019

Comments on "Santa I've been naughty "

On Thursday, November 14, 2019, Gray Vision (424) wrote:

Very nice write, I've only ever experimented with this genre on here once and that one's "My Ex Stalkers Confession." Lovely piece and thank you for sharing (:Â
On Thursday, December 27, 2012, BetaWolfinVA (791) wrote:

Why ohwhy am i hearing ''santa baby'' loved this poem
On Tuesday, December 25, 2012, dwells (4177) wrote:

Mrs. Claus hates you - but we love you, cheers!
On Monday, December 24, 2012, Markus Darkscribe (60) wrote:

Being "nice" and naughty would probably get you better and more expensive gifts .
On Monday, December 24, 2012, With love_Crow (82) wrote:

Haha, this was hilarious and also very mischievous. Well done!
On Monday, December 24, 2012, haunted (837) wrote:

haha, i really liked this one because i love a woman who can express thier sexual desires openly for santa. will a costume work because im older and have lots of free time...but of course after i spread my ho ho ho's with the naughty women that deserve my gifted sack. awesome stephanie and merry christmas to you. oh and i like 2% milk and oatmeal cookies when i cum! haha.