The Sexy Mr. Quack Jr.

By -Oz-

the sexy pizza man was no more
he was getting really poor
he jumped off a bridge, and washed ashore
druged up so that his blood was not pure

his father found him, feed him some noodles
bought him some poodles
gave him some money, then said toodles

he looked in his coat pocket, only to find a buisness card
"Mr. Quack, the newest 5 yards"
the words left him mentally scarred
but he decided to give it a strike, HARD

"hey Mr. Quack
i've got a really big jack
as a matter of fact
and i'll give this job a wack"
"sure son.......u do that"

"here practice fucking this tomato, it's really red"
"wow Mr. you sure are a real sped"
woo yay it's gunna give me head!
o baby! it sure is better than bread!

"now son it's your turn to go out into the field,
i sure hope your healed
and keep your eye's peeled"

the first time as Mr. Quack Jr.,he found his first hooker
waiting and ready for a real looker
"ready to test this condom mam? ain't i quite the booker?"

off to the motel they pranced
and at first glance,
you knew they sure were enhanced!
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have you seen sexy Mr. Quack Jr. around?
has he visited you this day?

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Published on Sunday, January 18, 2004. Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Comments on "The Sexy Mr. Quack Jr."

On Wednesday, July 13, 2005, Sticky Kitty (241) wrote:

oh lovely Oz, I'd love to curl up into your mind and sleep in it's warmth. And when I awoke I'd feed off of your knowledge, your brilliance. I'd never leave if you let me in. -kitty
A former member wrote: I had fun reading this and the rhyme scheme was delectible
On Monday, January 19, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1228) wrote:

I am sure you just called Me? insane on the chat.. lol.. humorius write. :O)
On Monday, January 19, 2004, -Oz- (131) wrote:

only cuz u were doing the chicken dance....and that dance looks so rediculouse.....it made me laugh..he he he~OZ~
On Monday, January 19, 2004, stormtalk (727) wrote:

Veiled by the guise of a loquacious study in metaphysics, I see a pugnacious intelligence attempting to cause a revolution of souls from the inside out. Also, tomatoes are only better than bread until you get the bread wet.
On Monday, January 19, 2004, diavolessa (207) wrote:

oh gosh, this is so funny! Loved it. yeah the tittle was so hilarious! :) {dia}
On Monday, January 19, 2004, Cwn Annwn (89) wrote:

Lol...yes yes...I am sorry...but u are going down bitch!!!...Freakin cool write :) ~GoNe~
On Monday, January 19, 2004, -Oz- (131) wrote:

BRING IT ON!! ~oz~
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, Anoblechicken (38) wrote:

First i have to say... HAHAHAHA... wow that one made me laugh out loud.. you are truly talented. keep up the good writes...
A former member wrote: wacking a tomato. lmao._-=Evil=-_
A former member wrote: Hahaha, oh boy... entertaining? I guess that's how I would describe it. you could almost write songs for Phish, given a different subject.
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, Aurora_Light (472) wrote:

hmm not bad at all kinda funny
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, Exodus (172) wrote:

This is my favorite....the title rocks so bad...lol
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, -Oz- (131) wrote:

in relpy to "the sexy pizza man"~OZ~
On Tuesday, January 20, 2004, -Oz- (131) wrote:

o and by the way....just to clear up any confusion.....mr. quack junior...is a jiggalo for a condom company.....*giggle*~oZ~
On Wednesday, February 18, 2004, bloody LOVEly (85) wrote:

yay condoms! pasting into favorites. ::licks the back and pounds onto screen until it sticks::there we go... +_+