what would you do

By Dark_Specter

you are runing in the desert from a bunch of arabians when you come to two things. the first is a Bob Dole and the second is a Giant Duck. Wich do you use to get away from the arabians.

Just a thought here

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  • -Oz- On Sunday, January 15, 2006, -Oz- (131)By person wrote:

    i'd get on the duck and waddle away into the sunset letting bob dole (who has been starving in the desert) attack the arabians and eat them.

  • DarkWolf On Thursday, December 23, 2004, DarkWolf (415)By person wrote:

    Let Bob Dole talk to them about Penile Dysfunction and get them to buy viagra to sweeten up their love-life.. While I make my escape.. unless the sun is out.. in which case I burst into flames and they roast meat over me. :) -Michael

  • Draven On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, Draven (45)By person wrote:

    dude

  • Dark_Specter On Wednesday, December 15, 2004, Dark_Specter (14)By person wrote:

    LOL no it is just a thought on how you would escape i would use bob dole to distract them and run away LOL "BOB DOLE" - DS

  • A former member wrote: The giant duck... is this a trick question?

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