The Bathroom

By Anoblechicken

this bathroom is disgusting
it's absolutely sick
there's grunge around the toilet
and bathtub smells like shit

the ants have made a freeway
along the tile seals
i swear the c0ckr0ches
have there own set of wheels

The ring around the bathtub
has colors that normally don't exist
and the crap behind this door
matches an ovarian cyst

the rats are at the door
and there's a charge to take a take a dump
and the spiders along the shower curtain
have started to bungee jump

the toilet holds a python
about 4 to 5 feet long
and at night you can hear it
hissing it's favorite songs

with nothing more to say
there it is our bathroom
and good luck sis with cleaning it
cuz i already vacuumed

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Published on Sunday, January 18, 2004. Filed under: "Poetry"

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Comments on "The Bathroom"

On Sunday, January 20, 2013, BrideToAgony (13) wrote:

Hahaha I love the ending- good luck sis with cleaning it cuz I already vacuumed- I used to always take the easy chores and stick my sister with the bathroom. this is an excellent write, very...descriptive lol
On Tuesday, February 14, 2012, Dreaming in Stanzas (293) wrote:

Very clever and funny.
A former member wrote: very funny though
A former member wrote: ok.... very descriptive
On Tuesday, August 31, 2010, ubiquitoussoul (343) wrote:

this was so motherfucking amazing and hilarious..ending slipped off my tongue wanting for more..~to explore~ bathroom like you..flowed so well..in the well almost fell..well..good bye..be well
A former member wrote: haha...very cool...thanks for maing me laugh
On Friday, September 24, 2004, AbjectColloquialist (31) wrote:

I think, somehow, we share a bathroom, Or they have both fallen into the same level of neglect. Entertaining!
A former member wrote: yay funny. A nice dark sense of humor.
On Monday, February 23, 2004, Cwn Annwn (89) wrote:

lmao...I agree with epochalypse.Creative and a great sence of humor..Love it!~GoNe~
On Tuesday, January 20, 2004, stormtalk (727) wrote:

Hahaha, this is awesome. You have a mind for the foul. You're a good writer and you seem like a cool person... on my fav's list you go!
On Monday, January 19, 2004, Tangent Ponderings (13) wrote:

This is fucking sweet on my fav list it goes
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, Seraphic (209) wrote:

hehe The mental picture was kind of disgusting...I always make my sis clean the bathroom too :p *~seraph~*
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, -Oz- (131) wrote:

"i swear the c0ckr0ches have there own set of wheels"......damn strait...lmao!.....omg......this is such a good visualy detailed poem...and soo funny..this is great!~YeStErDaY~
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, CorruptedLittleGirl (243) wrote:

Ha! I love it! Excellent work! Unique and funny, indeed!