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Washing time machine
By Stephanie Sideways
The place where washing machines are all made
It must be a land where some time gets waylaid
When they deliver them back here again
they seem to defy space time continuum
If it tells you 1 minute, don't bother to wait
Those people that make them must always run late
It takes a lot longer, their cycles are wack
That time that you've stolen , we need it all back!
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Author's Note:
Just an observation. Maybe it's just my machine.Comments on "Washing time machine"
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On Saturday, April 13, 2013, Alchemist
(679)
wrote:
Very funny and true, reminds me of something I would read to my kid.
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On Friday, April 12, 2013, PoetessDarkly
(693) wrote:
pppsssst... can I tell you a secret.....?? I'm scared of the sock monster that always seems to gabble up my socks. two go in but one always bites the dust. I wonder if, the machines are really a window into another dimension, there most be a lot of sockless aliens in that place. cause mine always seem to disappear......
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On Saturday, April 13, 2013, Stephanie Sideways
(276) wrote:
I have visions of you putting your washing in very precariously and then baking of with each input! It's making me giggle! X x x
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On Saturday, April 13, 2013, Stephanie Sideways
(276) wrote:
Backing off I meant. Lol
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On Friday, April 12, 2013, Stephanie Sideways
(276) wrote:
It's not just my imagination then! :-) thanks so much for reading! X x x
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On Friday, April 12, 2013, RibbonHeart
(22) wrote:
Not just your machine, my 30min cycle takes 50mins. My 1 hour 30 min cycle takes 2 hours... I never understand this and spend far too much time working my dull life around the spinning of a machine! Clever write, I like your observation of something I find eternally irritating! :) x
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On Friday, April 12, 2013, dwells
(4177) wrote:
The new machines are terrible here! They are almost soundless and use little water, but eat clothes with a vengeance. Save us from those modern conveniences! Cheers!
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A former member wrote:
haha !!!! nope I thought it was mine too , that last minute is about 3 and the door never unlocks ! brilliant :)
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On Friday, April 12, 2013, Electric-Chair
(121) wrote:
Clever write Ms Sideways
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