I love two liquor!

By Taunting The Reaper

kiss me gingerly.

I’m cocksure I love you

but I need your lips to

seal my fate.

 

scratch my back

like a playful pussy

and purr until we’re done.

 

I need your snatch

to grab my heart

and keep it safe

from harm.

 

pour me a drink.

I love two liquor!

Jose Cuervo Tequila

and

strawberry schnapps

make my tequila sun

rise!

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© 2008 William Bermudez
Published on Wednesday, February 20, 2008.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • RubyXero On Tuesday, February 26, 2008, RubyXero (484)By person wrote:

    that was great! loved it...

  • freudian-slip On Wednesday, February 20, 2008, freudian-slip (239)By person wrote:

    is cocksure like dicksense? lol. luuuuuuuuved it.

  • Taunting The Reaper On Wednesday, February 20, 2008, Taunting The Reaper (178)By person wrote:

    Yup, as naughty as can be. LOL!

  • denver nitze On Wednesday, February 20, 2008, denver nitze (256)By person wrote:

    poker in the front, liquor in the rear...lol. nice write.

  • Alanarchy On Wednesday, February 20, 2008, Alanarchy (1200)By person wrote:

    lmao! NICE. BTW, cocksure is one word, but I'm not sure whether you broke it up on purpose or not. Either way, this is awesome.

  • Taunting The Reaper On Wednesday, February 20, 2008, Taunting The Reaper (178)By person wrote:

    On second thought I changed it back. I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea. :P

  • Taunting The Reaper On Wednesday, February 20, 2008, Taunting The Reaper (178)By person wrote:

    This is my entry for the Dicken's Cider contest. LOL! I couldn't resist. I'm in a goofy mood today.


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