DISCLAIMER - No actors were harmed in the making of this article.


Many should well know by now that our favourite* actor, Russel Crowe, has got himself in a spot of legal bother following a "phone-rage" incident (at least this time he kept his pants on). The gentleman who "received the call" from Russ is suing to the tune of 2.3 million for emotional injuries sustained during a brutal and sustained bout of yelling.

This gentleman's lawsuit has been closely followed by a class action for 2.3 BILLION filed by a large group of people claiming to have suffered emotional injuries while watching Russel's shit films.

Let's be honest... Russel's acting really does suck the hairs off a dog's ball-bag. One out of the two good bits of acting he's managed was on South Park when he acted as himself - except that he was out-acted in that episode by his mate Tugger, who really stole the show.

Russel's only other good performance was on Romper Stomper, where he was the leader of a gang of Neo-Nazis in Australia. This performance shouldn't be counted as acting however, as the movie was actually a documentary about Russel's life before he became a shit actor.

Needless to say, Russel is looking forward to becoming jail-bait. He's been hanging out for an ass-pounding for a some time now.
















* - favourite, that is, for a humiliating public execution