MOVIE NEWS... Russel Crowe stars in Deep Shit

By TheBardOfBlasphemy

DISCLAIMER - No actors were harmed in the making of this article.

Many should well know by now that our favourite* actor, Russel Crowe, has got himself in a spot of legal bother following a "phone-rage" incident (at least this time he kept his pants on). The gentleman who "received the call" from Russ is suing to the tune of 2.3 million for emotional injuries sustained during a brutal and sustained bout of yelling.

This gentleman's lawsuit has been closely followed by a class action for 2.3 BILLION filed by a large group of people claiming to have suffered emotional injuries while watching Russel's shit films.

Let's be honest... Russel's acting really does suck the hairs off a dog's ball-bag. One out of the two good bits of acting he's managed was on South Park when he acted as himself - except that he was out-acted in that episode by his mate Tugger, who really stole the show.

Russel's only other good performance was on Romper Stomper, where he was the leader of a gang of Neo-Nazis in Australia. This performance shouldn't be counted as acting however, as the movie was actually a documentary about Russel's life before he became a shit actor.

Needless to say, Russel is looking forward to becoming jail-bait. He's been hanging out for an ass-pounding for a some time now.

* - favourite, that is, for a humiliating public execution

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Published on Tuesday, August 9, 2005. Filed under: "Comedy" and

Comments on "MOVIE NEWS... Russel Crowe stars in Deep Shit"

On Thursday, August 25, 2005, AniDayz (820) wrote:

youve succefully humored me on many counts---your witty ability and creative collaboration[s] are nothing to be discounted. thankyou for being so fucking fabulous*
On Sunday, August 14, 2005, ONEANDLONELY (117) wrote:

Don't knock my favorite Prima-donna. Remember "La Confidential"
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, Railway_Butterfly (354) wrote:

You know who's a better actor than Russel Crowe? Kevin Spacey. You know who else? Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp is better than virtually the entirety of bloody hollywood..
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, Six-Out (1435) wrote:

Except he ruined Willy Wonka....and almost every movie he's ever been in.
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, Six-Out (1435) wrote:

Heh, it's great how people judge him without knowning him. And it's great how anyone can sue him for whatever they want. People are a bunch of pussies.
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1246) wrote:

Well .. He's not the best actor there is. Heh, I dont mind him tho..
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, redtearswhitesnow (79) wrote:

see i told you he was GOD.
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, redtearswhitesnow (79) wrote:

Russel Crowe is GOD
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, ApathysKiss (376) wrote:

death to atheism!
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, redtearswhitesnow (79) wrote:

Fine.Death to everything..BUT Russel Crowe.
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, ApathysKiss (376) wrote:

he's a dick
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, redtearswhitesnow (79) wrote:

But hes a funny dick.Who else goes around throwning phones at people?
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, ApathysKiss (376) wrote:

a godly dick
On Tuesday, August 9, 2005, redtearswhitesnow (79) wrote:

Holy shit this is funny.