Skeleton Sex

By LiP Stiches

If skeletons had sex
It is very interesting to see
Bones breaking,
Skeletal structures failing…

Thrusting…

Screaming…

Chomping…

Squirming and flailing….

Oh and kissing (HA HA)
Well it would look like they were gnawing on each others teeth….

So I guess that is why skeletons don’t have sex...
It would be messy…

And the end result of this night
Of undead ecstasy would be…

A pile of dust…

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Published on Friday, July 29, 2005. Filed under: "Rant"

Comments on "Skeleton Sex"

A former member wrote: Skeletons havn sex would b epicly weird w/ a fail
On Tuesday, April 17, 2007, GraveFlower (240) wrote:

well, usual is messy, and dirty, if u like it that way, skeletal sex, its sad in a way, not being able to accomplish your desires, your pleasure, your most intimates of intamates,,,,that would be a bummer ~*dani*~
A former member wrote: lol and what were you thinking while writing that?
A former member wrote: its a good idea, but it could definitely use a few touch ups in your sentence structure and elimination of a few key words.
On Friday, August 26, 2005, ApathysKiss (377) wrote:

how necro
On Tuesday, August 2, 2005, stormtalk (727) wrote:

Very cool idea... but I think with a little polishing, you could assemble it better.
A former member wrote: Wow. All I can say is this was original and gave me a great wake up laugh. Thanks for jump starting my mind with this lol. ~Ship!
On Sunday, July 31, 2005, Sticky Kitty (241) wrote:

I liked it. Nice write. -kitty
On Sunday, July 31, 2005, PoeticHellion (191) wrote:

I like it. It's very... interesting.
A former member wrote: hmmmm
On Friday, July 29, 2005, elisa (1595) wrote:

i picture two anorexics clank'n cosmetic metal re-enforced bones....twisted nicely:)
On Friday, July 29, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1228) wrote:

Funny and interesting