The Mule!!!

By M Morgan

The Mule!!!

- Good Afternoon!
- Good Afternoon!
- your name please
- Ah!!!  Why do you want my name?
- is the protocol ( i saw smiles)
- But.....
- name please
- ok, my name is Mirna Morgan, now please could i pass my purchase, i`m in a rush, parked my car in a wrong place and has a guard watching me!!!
- Oh really, is he watching you or your car
- Ah i dont understand your question. My car of course
- yes, i know..... your car .....
- listen to me lady, what is the problem..... (i have a short fuse)
- oh nothing, nothing wrong
- Hum, of course has no problem i am here just for pay such things and go away. If you allow me of course......
I was feeling myself so proud!!!! So superior!!!!! HA!

In that moment, i started  to pay attention in that figure right in front on me.

She make a strange gesture with her mouth. Up and down, from right to left, like a ruminant. And I thought : yes,  really i have a mule right here in front of me. Trying to finish my day.

That movement starts to irritate me, . Very long and rhythmic. Insinuating that she rules my time. And i was in a rush.
I had come from the acupuncture and i will need go to bank.

My god almost 4 pm!!!!
The mule looked at me and felt my despair. I dont know but that gives to her such pleasure,,,,,,
My irritation increasing..... and for each item that passed by her a mocking gaze....
Oh i will kill her!
- ok, cash or credit card
- oh finally!  Credit card.....
- ah! we have a problem here!
- what!!!!!
- if you want the discount you have to subscribe.....
- no, no, no,,,,  i don't want nothing, just go away. And i hope never go back here again!
- ok, say the  calm ruminant ..... ( i swear,  this time she laughed ...) But ruminants don't laugh ...
I took my things quickly and ran to the car. Thinking in how  to exterminates mules in a quick way......

- Hey, Miss, hey!
Oh my God is  the guard!!!!
- yes i said, with landscape face ( my face of... Oh please let me go..)
- I know, sorry,  i parked in a wrong place, sorry, i am going away.....
- Are you ok Miss????
- yes, of course just in hurry....
- yes must be.....
At that moment, a moment of lucidity.... i suspected of myself....
a cold sweat trickled down my face.....
i passed my hands on my head and....
i had 5 needles stuck that I forgot to take off.....

OH My!

And the worst is ...
the Mule was right.....

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Copyright 2013 M Morgan
Published on Saturday, October 26, 2013.     Filed under: "Graphic Art"

Author's Note:

when we forgot that we are sometimes so silly!!!
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  • A former member wrote: What a wonderful piece of art to wake up to. Indeed, agrivation makes one impatient, and sometimes it gets the best of us. Well done poet.

  • dwells On Monday, October 28, 2013, dwells (4177)By person wrote:

    A veces las mulas saben lo major - sometimes mules know best! This was great Mirna and we are surrounded by them in everything we do - and they have power over us - the power that we give to them, sadly - cheers MM!

  • M Morgan On Tuesday, October 29, 2013, M Morgan (198)By person wrote:

    Yes, they ruled our word!!! Laughing a lot here!!!!

  • A former member wrote: Very funny when we rush we make mistakes cheers Craig

  • FadedBlues On Saturday, October 26, 2013, FadedBlues (2096)By person wrote:

    ...wonderful, Mirna. this is where rushing gets you. slow down & avoid the jackasses...

  • M Morgan On Monday, October 28, 2013, M Morgan (198)By person wrote:

    Kisses!!!!

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