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Sky Fall
By Stephanie Sideways
When ever I go running, I'm forever dodging poos
One eye kept on path, so none mars my running shoes.
Experience bestowed a pearl of wisdom recently.....
So take heed , increase your speed, when you run beneath a tree.
You are sure to steer your path around a steaming doggy turd
But its much harder avoiding getting shat on by a bird!
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Copyright 2013 Stephanie Sideways
Author's Note:
Got shat on whilst running this evening. Gross.Awards
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A former member wrote:
This was cleverly written with sarcasm. Love it!
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On Thursday, April 25, 2013, PoetessDarkly
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I'm not sure who wrote it but isn't there a song about either the windshield hitting the bug or the bug hitting the windshield?? lol I have a friend who manages to always find the poo spot. when we go out and about the birds seek him out. I can just picture it now, an image in my mind of someone looking up and getting it right in their eye, or worse make a bull's eye right in their mouth. awesome funny Steph
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On Thursday, April 25, 2013, dwells
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Large waterbirds are the worst when they go on a strafing run, bombs away! You might want to carry a mini-air horn to scare them up from the branches. Just remember if the Foo bird shits, wear it! (old joke)
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On Thursday, April 25, 2013, Stephanie Sideways
(276) wrote:
Might try that! X x
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