For the sake of the fairies

It's important that everyone tries
to capitalise their pronoun I's
For when a person doesn't
a grammar fairy dies

When a child writes out the alphabet
for practice so they don't forget,
all fairies are quite safe
( phew, you were worried there, I bet! )

Obviously, it would be absurd
if the i was in a word.
Too many would have passed
7, in this stanza you've just heard

Forgetting at a sentence start,
well, that would stop a fairies' heart
Correct before it's too late
and reverse their cardiac infarct!

I hope now that you realise
you'll never dot the pronoun I's
It's you! so make it count
and save those little lives!