Bodily functions

By Stephanie Sideways

Have you ever sniggered so much
that a snot bubble came out

Have you creased  up
and then sprayed out all your drink

Have you chuckled  out a fart 
Maybe giggled out a wee

Or shoulder jiggled silently
until your face turned pink.

Can you say with pride
that your laughter button works?  

Do you care
 if the last laugh is on you?

Coz beware that if your senses 
tell your brain to make you laugh

Your brain might tell
another body part to join in too!

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Copyright 2013 Stephanie Sideways
Published on Sunday, February 17, 2013.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

Laughter is the best medicine. I have loads of friends that crack me up! It's the best!
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  • A former member wrote: Laughter is a powerful drug. Yes.

  • A former member wrote: Hahahaha yes i have done all these lol

  • A former member wrote: Haha Nice Read.. I Liked The Poem..

  • dwells On Sunday, February 17, 2013, dwells (4177)By person wrote:

    An astute series of observations that deftly describe the human condition left unguarded. Always an adventure in the thrust of your musings, thanks Stephy!

  • metaphormachine On Sunday, February 17, 2013, metaphormachine (133)By person wrote:

    Yes, I have! Since I know you so much more ... ;)

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