Requiem For A Space Slut

By Malcholm Dark

I'm looking for something, something very fast
Something for nothing, something that won't last.

I am needing something, something never seen
Something in turquois, something that's all green.

Come down and abduct me, please
Need me some alien squeeze.

Alien, I need an alien...
tall and very thin
one from outer space.

Alien, I need an alien...
her ass shaded green
to sit on my face.

Midnight and bright lights, bright lights over me
Bright lights keep spinning, so bright I can't see.

A red beam starts humming, humming like a song
Humming loud and clear, suddenly I'm gone.

Need some Martian company
Baby, that's my cup of tea.

Alien, she is an alien...
don't care where I'm at
or where my world went.

Alien, she is an alien...
man, I've got it made
now I'm in like Flint.

On the cosmos sailing, sailing on the scene
Sail to her bedroom, living out my dream.

Out in space I'm banging, banging on the moon
Banging a space slut, banging on that poon.

This is all I truly need
Slam me with a constant feed.

Alien, god bless my alien...
I am so alive
life is so complete.

Alien, god bless my alien...
she has seven toes
on each of her feet.

She dropped me back on earth at my own request
Thought it might be time, thought it might be best.

Suppose I didn't think what was truly fair
Didn't think at all, didn't think I'd care.

Guess I wasn't thinking clear
Might have been the "long term" fear.

Alien, there goes my alien...
now I'm back at home
with my earth bred girls.

Alien, there goes my alien...
compared what I have
colored beads to pearls.

I think of all the times, times we spent alone
Times we were banging, times she ate the bone.

Come on back you space slut, come on back one day
Come on back for me, should you pass this way.

And certainly, you did please
Thank-you for the memories.

Alien, she was my alien...
.
.
.
she was my space slut.

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Published on Wednesday, November 30, 2011. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

beware of Venusian syphilis and Nepturian gonorrhea, they're almost impossible to get rid of...

Comments on "Requiem For A Space Slut"

A former member wrote: Hahahaahha awesome to read and lots to laugh at. I admire this poem. both deep and has a wicked twist.
A former member wrote: Yo, i'm like 9 beer in... and dude... I couldn't stop laughing, reading this. This is some funny shit! Absolutely outstanding!!!
On Wednesday, November 30, 2011, TyrantAvDetForbannet (274) wrote:

haha dude this is awesomeeee!
On Wednesday, November 30, 2011, dwells (4285) wrote:

Haven't heard of poon tang in many years. This was a scream as usual, from the other side of the pond (not quite outer space). I could have told you that you'd get homesick, but then she might have had that black widow spider gene too? Now about that tingle when you tinkle...
On Wednesday, November 30, 2011, Devilish (2658) wrote:

Lol... It never fails you make me smile.. Damn it! The best at fantasy tails....
On Wednesday, November 30, 2011, lupus tenebrae (872) wrote:

Watch out for that interstellar child support, she won't fall for the whole, "I live in a completely different galaxy" bullshit. Someone has to say it , she lied when she said she was on space leeches, sorry man. If I catch pneumonia from standing outside tonight, you'll know why, another hilarious outer-space "adventure".
On Wednesday, November 30, 2011, HeadpatSlut (259) wrote:

I haven't been keeping up with my favorites as of late, this post not only made me regret this but also made me laugh pretty hard, I'd say this is a rival for SilentStalker's "I just wanna Muff dive Baby" for sure, haha, good work man, I give it a solid 10.