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The Top 5 reasons to commit suicide
By gspot
5) If you own a beetle or listen to the beatles
4) If you own more Barry Manilow albums than your mother
3) If your girlfreind gets more pussy than you do
2) If you get your ass kicked by a Nirvana fan.
1) If you ever get fired from McDonalds: You are fucking hopless. END
YOUR LIFE.
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Copyright 2003 gspot
Published on Saturday, June 21, 2003.
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A former member wrote:
"kill yourself! kill yourself! Don't rely on no one else! kill yourself now!" SOD. Weakness of spirit is a contagion afflicting the world where the strong willed are trying to make their lives worth living... *and I wonder if this writer is still breathing*
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On Wednesday, December 12, 2007, Alanarchy
(1168)
wrote:
Okay, so I got five... ummm Three. Does Wal-mart count for one? Probably not. But either way, I was gonna quit like, the next day. I won't kill myself though. Lennon told me not to.
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On Tuesday, January 3, 2006, dismal silence
(14) wrote:
i know a few people who should kill their selves then cause i love Nirvana and i held a dagger to a guys throat before haha.... i got fired from subway :/
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On Sunday, April 10, 2005, so_skeevy
(64) wrote:
i like the beatles and i got fired from Dairy Queen hahaha....sigh.
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On Wednesday, March 16, 2005, The Crimson Queen
(917) wrote:
everything on the list i agree with except #2 becuz i love Nirvana..so fuck you
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On Thursday, March 17, 2005, gspot
(44) wrote:
Thats funny. Love nirvana all you want. I did not say they suck. I was merely pointing out that people who wear their shirts are not known for thier masculine buff-ness.. Thats all... Fuck Me
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On Wednesday, April 20, 2005, The Crimson Queen
(917) wrote:
ok, ok, ok..then not fuck you :)
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A former member wrote:
haha, you're so great.
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On Wednesday, March 16, 2005, Saint_Reaper
(200) wrote:
funny.....but suicide is way over rated
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On Thursday, February 17, 2005, BleedSilver
(298) wrote:
lmfao...This is hilarious.
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On Thursday, February 17, 2005, Green-eyed Raven
(54) wrote:
one of my ex's was fired from McDonalds, and I agree with you, he should just end his life... hehe. *Raven*
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On Monday, November 15, 2004, Savannah
(218) wrote:
I have to say, I totally agree. LOL Too funny
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On Monday, November 15, 2004, Savannah
(218) wrote:
I did used to be a huge Kurt Cobain fan though...hmmm
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On Sunday, November 14, 2004, K_Love
(525) wrote:
hahahaha
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On Friday, November 12, 2004, urbanhumility
(1158) wrote:
Brilliant.............lol..........urban
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On Friday, November 12, 2004, BeautifulCalamity
(428) wrote:
murdered !!! ..hah.. i love cobain :| ;)
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On Friday, November 12, 2004, BeautifulCalamity
(428) wrote:
nirvana is awesome, the beatles are ok.. beetles are ugly.. i dont have a girlfriend.. i dont listen to barry manilow.. and i am currently employed by mcdonalds.. so hopefully, i dont get fired.. or else.. i'll die.. and yes.. cobain had to have been murd
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On Friday, November 12, 2004, Rone4611
(121) wrote:
...*tear* whats wrong with the beatles... HEYY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!
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A former member wrote:
long live kurt cobain!!! (if that makes any sense at all...)
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A former member wrote:
haha! 'cause if you get fired from mdonalds youre a worthless fool and dont have a future! :D great stuff... funny too!
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A former member wrote:
LMAO!!! what a great moment in life to read that list. good job
-namelez
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On Tuesday, August 3, 2004, Malice In Wonderland
(976) wrote:
lol, I'll take no offense to the nirvana, but they still rule...eh, I feels sorry for anyone #3 hits home for, that and #2 kya
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On Tuesday, August 3, 2004, DarkWolf
(415) wrote:
lol nice list - Michael
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On Tuesday, June 29, 2004, murder_in_clubland
(384) wrote:
w00t.~ss
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On Sunday, January 25, 2004, LovedByAMiracle
(51) wrote:
i didnt like number one. i am a huge beatles fan. but also a nirvana fan so im not sure weather to be offended or not
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A former member wrote:
Lol! i pity the victims of # 3....
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A former member wrote:
Hey...some of the beatles songs were cool. So *sticks out tongue* to you! :)
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A former member wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA lovin it..........
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On Sunday, July 27, 2003, pessum ire animus
(57) wrote:
um.... does it count if mcdonalds wont even hire you?
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On Tuesday, August 19, 2003, Christopher7xii
(20) wrote:
McDonald's turned me down on two seperate occasions, one of which was the night after I was told by the manager they just lost 2 people... *shniffles*
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On Monday, July 28, 2003, gspot
(44) wrote:
I'm not sure... I never thought about that. I will have to say 'no.' If McDonalds will not hire you it is probably a GOOD sign.
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On Saturday, June 21, 2003, Ophelia
(221) wrote:
Can something be funny and sad at the same time. If it can then this it is.
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On Saturday, June 21, 2003, diavolessa
(207) wrote:
yeah, I wanna get a beetle! but yeah number one was awesome & hilarious! ~D
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On Saturday, June 21, 2003, Six-Out
(1423) wrote:
HAHAHA. Number one is awesome, and sadly, true. I love this!
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A former member wrote:
well i don't know about the list.. but i like the pic on your profile.. ADNW
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A former member wrote:
Lmao.......Nirvana rocks...But these are funny..,..
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On Tuesday, January 21, 2003, Aurora_Light
(472) wrote:
hmmm... 1 is funny, whats wrong w/ Nirvana?
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On Saturday, July 5, 2003, gspot
(44) wrote:
nothing wrong with nirvana but everyone i have ever seen in a nirvana shirt was about 90 lbs. Definately dont wanna get your ass kicked by them
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On Sunday, July 20, 2003, Rebel_Angel
(321) wrote:
haha that is funny. :) gspot that is so true.
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On Sunday, July 6, 2003, ColdScaredAlone
(77) wrote:
i've never seen a VIOLANT nirvana fan, lol
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On Friday, July 18, 2003, gspot
(44) wrote:
No not violent that I can think of, just brooding and depressed mostly. OH YEAH! and absolutely convinced Cobain was murdered.
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On Tuesday, November 30, 2004, Malice In Wonderland
(976) wrote:
*is a violent Nirvana fan*
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On Saturday, November 27, 2004, Necromancer
(71) wrote:
Cobain was murdered. ::plots to kill courtney love::
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