The Top 5 reasons to commit suicide

By gspot

5) If you own a beetle or listen to the beatles
4) If you own more Barry Manilow albums than your mother
3) If your girlfreind gets more pussy than you do
2) If you get your ass kicked by a Nirvana fan.
1) If you ever get fired from McDonalds: You are fucking hopless. END YOUR LIFE.

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Copyright 2003 gspot
Published on Saturday, June 21, 2003.     Filed under: "List"
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  • A former member wrote: "kill yourself! kill yourself! Don't rely on no one else! kill yourself now!" SOD. Weakness of spirit is a contagion afflicting the world where the strong willed are trying to make their lives worth living... *and I wonder if this writer is still breathing*

  • Alanarchy On Wednesday, December 12, 2007, Alanarchy (1200)By person wrote:

    Okay, so I got five... ummm Three. Does Wal-mart count for one? Probably not. But either way, I was gonna quit like, the next day. I won't kill myself though. Lennon told me not to.

  • dismal silence On Tuesday, January 3, 2006, dismal silence (14)By person wrote:

    i know a few people who should kill their selves then cause i love Nirvana and i held a dagger to a guys throat before haha.... i got fired from subway :/

  • so_skeevy On Sunday, April 10, 2005, so_skeevy (64)By person wrote:

    i like the beatles and i got fired from Dairy Queen hahaha....sigh.

  • The Crimson Queen On Wednesday, March 16, 2005, The Crimson Queen (918)By person wrote:

    everything on the list i agree with except #2 becuz i love Nirvana..so fuck you

  • gspot On Thursday, March 17, 2005, gspot (44)By person wrote:

    Thats funny. Love nirvana all you want. I did not say they suck. I was merely pointing out that people who wear their shirts are not known for thier masculine buff-ness.. Thats all... Fuck Me

  • The Crimson Queen On Wednesday, April 20, 2005, The Crimson Queen (918)By person wrote:

    ok, ok, ok..then not fuck you :)

  • A former member wrote: haha, you're so great.

  • Saint_Reaper On Wednesday, March 16, 2005, Saint_Reaper (203)By person wrote:

    funny.....but suicide is way over rated

  • BleedSilver On Thursday, February 17, 2005, BleedSilver (298)By person wrote:

    lmfao...This is hilarious.

  • Green-eyed Raven On Thursday, February 17, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (54)By person wrote:

    one of my ex's was fired from McDonalds, and I agree with you, he should just end his life... hehe. *Raven*

  • Savannah On Monday, November 15, 2004, Savannah (218)By person wrote:

    I have to say, I totally agree. LOL Too funny

  • Savannah On Monday, November 15, 2004, Savannah (218)By person wrote:

    I did used to be a huge Kurt Cobain fan though...hmmm

  • K_Love On Sunday, November 14, 2004, K_Love (525)By person wrote:

    hahahaha

  • urbanhumility On Friday, November 12, 2004, urbanhumility (1175)By person wrote:

    Brilliant.............lol..........urban

  • BeautifulCalamity On Friday, November 12, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (428)By person wrote:

    murdered !!! ..hah.. i love cobain :| ;)

  • BeautifulCalamity On Friday, November 12, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (428)By person wrote:

    nirvana is awesome, the beatles are ok.. beetles are ugly.. i dont have a girlfriend.. i dont listen to barry manilow.. and i am currently employed by mcdonalds.. so hopefully, i dont get fired.. or else.. i'll die.. and yes.. cobain had to have been murd

  • Rone4611 On Friday, November 12, 2004, Rone4611 (123)By person wrote:

    ...*tear* whats wrong with the beatles... HEYY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!

  • A former member wrote: long live kurt cobain!!! (if that makes any sense at all...)

  • A former member wrote: haha! 'cause if you get fired from mdonalds youre a worthless fool and dont have a future! :D great stuff... funny too!

  • A former member wrote: LMAO!!! what a great moment in life to read that list. good job -namelez

  • Malice In Wonderland On Tuesday, August 3, 2004, Malice In Wonderland (987)By person wrote:

    lol, I'll take no offense to the nirvana, but they still rule...eh, I feels sorry for anyone #3 hits home for, that and #2 kya Scholar

  • DarkWolf On Tuesday, August 3, 2004, DarkWolf (415)By person wrote:

    lol nice list - Michael

  • murder_in_clubland On Tuesday, June 29, 2004, murder_in_clubland (388)By person wrote:

    w00t.~ss

  • LovedByAMiracle On Sunday, January 25, 2004, LovedByAMiracle (51)By person wrote:

    i didnt like number one. i am a huge beatles fan. but also a nirvana fan so im not sure weather to be offended or not

  • A former member wrote: Lol! i pity the victims of # 3....

  • A former member wrote: Hey...some of the beatles songs were cool. So *sticks out tongue* to you! :)

  • A former member wrote: HAHAHAHAHA lovin it..........

  • pessum ire animus On Sunday, July 27, 2003, pessum ire animus (57)By person wrote:

    um.... does it count if mcdonalds wont even hire you?

  • Christopher7xii On Tuesday, August 19, 2003, Christopher7xii (20)By person wrote:

    McDonald's turned me down on two seperate occasions, one of which was the night after I was told by the manager they just lost 2 people... *shniffles*

  • gspot On Monday, July 28, 2003, gspot (44)By person wrote:

    I'm not sure... I never thought about that. I will have to say 'no.' If McDonalds will not hire you it is probably a GOOD sign.

  • Ophelia On Saturday, June 21, 2003, Ophelia (221)By person wrote:

    Can something be funny and sad at the same time. If it can then this it is.

  • diavolessa On Saturday, June 21, 2003, diavolessa (208)By person wrote:

    yeah, I wanna get a beetle! but yeah number one was awesome & hilarious! ~D

  • Six-Out On Saturday, June 21, 2003, Six-Out (1435)By person wrote:

    HAHAHA. Number one is awesome, and sadly, true. I love this!

  • A former member wrote: well i don't know about the list.. but i like the pic on your profile.. ADNW

  • A former member wrote: Lmao.......Nirvana rocks...But these are funny..,..

  • Aurora_Light On Tuesday, January 21, 2003, Aurora_Light (472)By person wrote:

    hmmm... 1 is funny, whats wrong w/ Nirvana?

  • gspot On Saturday, July 5, 2003, gspot (44)By person wrote:

    nothing wrong with nirvana but everyone i have ever seen in a nirvana shirt was about 90 lbs. Definately dont wanna get your ass kicked by them

  • Rebel_Angel On Sunday, July 20, 2003, Rebel_Angel (321)By person wrote:

    haha that is funny. :) gspot that is so true.

  • ColdScaredAlone On Sunday, July 6, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (80)By person wrote:

    i've never seen a VIOLANT nirvana fan, lol

  • gspot On Friday, July 18, 2003, gspot (44)By person wrote:

    No not violent that I can think of, just brooding and depressed mostly. OH YEAH! and absolutely convinced Cobain was murdered.

  • Malice In Wonderland On Tuesday, November 30, 2004, Malice In Wonderland (987)By person wrote:

    *is a violent Nirvana fan* Scholar

  • Necromancer On Saturday, November 27, 2004, Necromancer (71)By person wrote:

    Cobain was murdered. ::plots to kill courtney love::

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