there once was an angel
and he had the squirts
he sat on the john,
and screamed "ohh it hurts!"

he pushed and he gasped,
squatted and groaned
his friends all felt sorry
while in the crapper he moaned

no one could help him,
the cause was unclear
one thing was certain
his case was severe

and then one fine morning,
God called our friend up
said if there's trouble,
drink from his cup

for within this cup,
was a magical brew
like ex-lax and pepto
an anti-shit stew.

and so from that day,
his problem was solved
the toilet left vacant,
his rectum was calmed



enjoy everyone!