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Homage to the Morning Boner (a haiku)
By mysticventures
Rising before me
Holy shit I need to pee
Try and bend a tree
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© 2009 mysticventures
Published on Thursday, May 7, 2009.
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"Poetry"
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On Sunday, July 9, 2023, carlosjackal
(3015)
wrote:
Haha..That punchline :0)
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A former member wrote:
I hate it when the stream comes out all forked in the morning too. Well done, poet. 😂
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On Tuesday, December 3, 2013, sIo
(926) wrote:
No words. Only hearts.
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A former member wrote:
just like your other works......brilliant
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On Thursday, June 25, 2009, sixsixnine
(477) wrote:
You are one very strong, and sometimes wonderfully hard, man :)~
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On Wednesday, May 13, 2009, CjPsychotic
(30) wrote:
If it's still there when you're leaving the bathroom it's always useful to turning the light off...and opening the door if you're really talented.
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
"Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat I raised up and still the same So on the wall I wrote my name" -- Rodney Carrington
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, ALBATROSS
(197) wrote:
Haha. This basically sums up a man's morning.
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, melodies revisited
(30) wrote:
-gigglesnort- Nice job, seriously. ~Melodies
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, Alanarchy
(1200) wrote:
*knocks the toothbrush cup off the sink*
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, elisa
(1616) wrote:
huh o.O .....Ooh! lol
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A former member wrote:
Funny poem haha
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, ebonyamore
(101) wrote:
lol...you may just be my new god! i looove this. funny and naughty ;)
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, Winter Born
(169) wrote:
just wrong Mystic...
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, mysticventures
(538) wrote:
sadly, the last line was not meant to infer that I was as 'massive' as a tree - but merely as hard as one :P
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, elisa
(1616) wrote:
gotta be hard draggin a sequoia around *smiles*
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, Mylissa
(845) wrote:
Tough life for sure lolol...this is funny too.
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, mysticventures
(538) wrote:
hahaha - to both of you :)
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A former member wrote:
i am but a mere sapling...
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A former member wrote:
*dies laughing* ahh, side cramp!
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, elisa
(1616) wrote:
'he' must be petrified lol
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On Thursday, May 7, 2009, elisa
(1616) wrote:
*déjà vu*
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